Well, this morning, I got really owned!! Let me explain. As most of you know, I have done a lot of mods to my truck. I had done this with the understanding of Amy that it would help increase my Gas Mileage, I forget what I told her, but she was totally convinced that by me now having 500+ Horsepower instead of 390 somehow it would amazingly increase. I also promised her I wouldn't spend more then 10k, I dropped about 11.5K lol, I needed a few more things!

I don't really remember what I actually told her, but she needed to take my truck this week because her car is getting fixed and I can just take my motorcycle to work.

Amy then went to Shell and put in about 85.00 dollars to fill my truck up, she was expecting to get at least 300 miles to the tank well through the weekend, well this morning, she called me, Waking me up none the less at 7am asking me, Bill why in the world is your truck already on an 1/8 of a tank when I filled it up on Monday. I was like Babe, you are prolly just gunning it way too much, and told her to stay off the throttle. Well that didnt go over very well.

So I get a phone call at lunch, lol, saying Bill, I will not be home after work today, I need to go shopping, I was like well ok, she is like, I dont think you undestand, I am GOING shopping. Im like thats ok Amy, she said I should be home about 9pm, she said that since I spent a little over 11k in mods on my truck, she has the right to buy some things too!

I don't know if I should be worried about what she will buy, because I know we have some very high limit credit cards, lol, part of me is just tempted to cancel them, but man if I did that, GOD only knows what will happen! LOL

But damn does my truck look and sound good!

 

and why are you letting her drive your truck?

 

her car was getting fixed and she wont drive my bike! LOL!!

 

think of of it like this, WHo brings in the money, does she work/deserve the money you earn for you and her? if she does deserve it then get her a diamond

 

....Diamonds.......that'll shut her up.

Ron White from (blue collar)


My wife just started using the whole, if you spend X amount on car
stuff, than I can get ....such & such.

oh, well....

goodluck.

 

Busted!

 

Jewelry for mods is how it works at our house. Last round was a 2 carat solitare. OUCH!

 

She's going to trade your truck in on a Honda Civic.

 

^^^^ That's the OWNED he doesn't even know about! HAHA!

 

my girl hit me with that, i said fine by me. ( i pay the bills and she has no access to my funds, so her spending will not affect me....she really thought i would give her crap, i guess she forgot she has to dip into her account to spend.

 

well what did she buy

 

I have no clue! LOL...She just called me from Tiffany's...I really don't want to know where she has been or has planned on going to next! LOL

 

Yeah, I dont' even let my girl ride in the passenger seat!!.

We went to the bank today and she wanted to stop at the store to get a drink. Next thing I know she's opening a package with a muffin in it. I almost pulled over and threw her out!!! Hahaha.


Yeah, here's an Idea bro. When she comes back from the jewelry store, find out what she got. Then, let her sleep in one day, pawn her bling for a cubic, sell the diamond and bingo!!!! More mod money

 

LMAO!!!!!! I about choked when I read that.. No eating in my L either! Pop I can let go, as long as it has a LID!

Man, I think she spent close to 5k this shopping spree, going to The Buckle, Express, Tiffany's, Coach and Fields.

Well, I can't really bitch, LOL!

 

Yep.....posts like this help to convince single guys to stay single. My single biggest irritation when married was hearing that bull***** about if I spend x amount...she should get to spend x amount.

I bet every one of you guys claim you never paid for *******..... .



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