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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 12:47 AM
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So I was at a local pub and....

Sitting outside on the patio and a mustang drives by hard with a loud exhaust, Guy at the next table makes a comment about he better get off the gas or Ford boy will blow a head gasket. So all the guys at my table look over at me and basically say in a not so quite voice "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh you going to take that" So the guy looks over at me and turns his cap around which had a Chevy logo on it and the rest went like this..

Him: Chevy baby!!

Me: There is a big Ford truck in the parking lot that will run your Chevy any day.

Him: Whatever, I have a 67 Chev Big block 350 with a Holley DBBL and another with a Chev 302 Small block.

Me: Wow sound crazy! What does the faster one run in the 1/4?

Him: 2.2

Me: It runs the 1/4 mile in 2.2 seconds?

Him: Yup

Me: OK buddy.

My friend at the same time: OK captain kirk

My friend #2 at the same time: OK John Force

End of conversation.

SO anyone else know of these Chev 350cid Bigblocks that run 2.2 second 1/4 miles?

Ahh well, it was good for a laugh!
 
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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 01:00 AM
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Did you hand him his as$?
 
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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Blown347Hatch
Did you hand him his as$?
Nah man, After he told me he runs 2.2 seconds inthe 1/4 I didnt want to have anything to do with the guy.. and not because I was scared but rather due to the fact that he was a moron...

Oh but I did leave before he did and I let him hear what 20 psi out of a KenneBell blozilla sounded like
 
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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by NTIMD8
Nah man, After he told me he runs 2.2 seconds inthe 1/4 I didnt want to have anything to do with the guy.. and not because I was scared but rather due to the fact that he was a moron...

Oh but I did leave before he did and I let him hear what 20 psi out of a KenneBell blozilla sounded like
Tru Dat.

I even let a moron redneck like that lean a lesson from time to time. He thinks watching nascar on ESPN qualifies himself as an expert.
 
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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 02:04 AM
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2.2 in the 60 foot?
 
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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Blown347Hatch
He thinks watching nascar on ESPN qualifies himself as an expert.
 
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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 01:48 PM
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maybe he meant 22 seconds.
 
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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 04:55 PM
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OMG,That dude sounds like an A$$. How is your truck running? I just droped mine off at jlp to get the motor built. To bad I sold my KB!! Do you have any time slips Yet??
 
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Old Aug 27, 2005 | 05:07 PM
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a 350 big block huh?
 
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Old Aug 28, 2005 | 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by NTIMD8
Big block 350 with a Holley DBBL
lol. don't know what's funnier...350 big block or the holley double barrel?

lol, i think it's the double barreled holley.
 
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Old Aug 28, 2005 | 11:58 AM
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or a holley double pumper
 
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Old Aug 28, 2005 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by gbgary
lol. don't know what's funnier...350 big block or the holley double barrel?

lol, i think it's the double barreled holley.

Should have asked him if that was a side by side OR over and Under?
 
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Old Aug 28, 2005 | 01:14 PM
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he prolly has a cobalt ss
 
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Old Aug 28, 2005 | 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by l-menace
Should have asked him if that was a side by side OR over and Under?
LMAO on that one.
 
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Old Aug 28, 2005 | 06:20 PM
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I read that and said, "SAY WHAT"
wanna b's.....

Good one NTIMD8
 
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