Lightning Christmas - PSP style
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Lightning Christmas - PSP style
The Night Before Xmas posts always come up this time of year, and I always wonder if anyone ever saved the version I wrote years ago. Tonight I actually found it on one of my computers. This was written back in 2000. Figured I'd share it and maybe some people would get a kick out of it....
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light.
Up pulled a rumbling V8, and no cops in sight.
I will try, I will try, with this 2 liter motor.
To beat this damn Lightning, with it's vacuum-like blower.
As the light goes to green, and I pull like no joke,
The Lightning erupts in a big cloud of smoke.
"Rev Smasher!, rev Twister!, rev Stroker!, rev Blitzin!."
I yelled to the names of my 4 VTEC Pistons.
Racing ahead, I'm the star of the action,
but I'm in deep ****, when that Lightning gets traction.
I grab second gear and the RPMs sing,
And my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.
I now hear the roar of the big Eaton gaining,
All I can do is keep those 4 pistons straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
My chinese stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate.
Looking up at the tail lights, as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler.
"You can't win em all" he says in a fling
"and you may not win any, in that silly thing!"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow... I'll win the next fight.
Then next night we meet, once again on the road,
My new coffee-can exhaust, blows steam in the cold.
I revved up again, this time sure I would win,
But that damn Lightning, kicked my *** again.
The driver rolls down his window, at the end of the strip,
And yells "I just blew you away with my new PSP Chip!!"
Happy Holidays From Power Surge Performance
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light.
Up pulled a rumbling V8, and no cops in sight.
I will try, I will try, with this 2 liter motor.
To beat this damn Lightning, with it's vacuum-like blower.
As the light goes to green, and I pull like no joke,
The Lightning erupts in a big cloud of smoke.
"Rev Smasher!, rev Twister!, rev Stroker!, rev Blitzin!."
I yelled to the names of my 4 VTEC Pistons.
Racing ahead, I'm the star of the action,
but I'm in deep ****, when that Lightning gets traction.
I grab second gear and the RPMs sing,
And my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.
I now hear the roar of the big Eaton gaining,
All I can do is keep those 4 pistons straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
My chinese stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate.
Looking up at the tail lights, as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler.
"You can't win em all" he says in a fling
"and you may not win any, in that silly thing!"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow... I'll win the next fight.
Then next night we meet, once again on the road,
My new coffee-can exhaust, blows steam in the cold.
I revved up again, this time sure I would win,
But that damn Lightning, kicked my *** again.
The driver rolls down his window, at the end of the strip,
And yells "I just blew you away with my new PSP Chip!!"
Happy Holidays From Power Surge Performance
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From: Selden NY
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
My chinese stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate.
Good one Sal, Happy Holidays To You, Lisa, and Company
BTW
IS IT DONE YET
Had the Kids Christmas Concert at school today,
I'll call tommorrow and try and run up there at lunch time
My chinese stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate.
Good one Sal, Happy Holidays To You, Lisa, and Company
BTW
IS IT DONE YET
Had the Kids Christmas Concert at school today,
I'll call tommorrow and try and run up there at lunch time
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From: ID
Originally posted by Rob_02Lightning
BTW
IS IT DONE YET
Had the Kids Christmas Concert at school today,
I'll call tommorrow and try and run up there at lunch time
BTW
IS IT DONE YET
Had the Kids Christmas Concert at school today,
I'll call tommorrow and try and run up there at lunch time
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From: O'Fallon, MO
Two week ago I sent Sal an email
about a dyno tuning day to be held next April
To busy with Rob's truck and posting some rhyme
He had no chance to give me his time
So here I sit, email box too empty
While Kansas City guys keep bothering me a plenty
To arrange this event early next year
So their newly tuned lightnings can strike nothing but fear
So on to your computer get on AOL
Before the Kansas guys send me to h3ll...
Just busting your ***** Sal. Merry Christmas.
-Mark
about a dyno tuning day to be held next April
To busy with Rob's truck and posting some rhyme
He had no chance to give me his time
So here I sit, email box too empty
While Kansas City guys keep bothering me a plenty
To arrange this event early next year
So their newly tuned lightnings can strike nothing but fear
So on to your computer get on AOL
Before the Kansas guys send me to h3ll...
Just busting your ***** Sal. Merry Christmas.
-Mark
