RPM Outlet: the myths, the facts.
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RPM Outlet: the myths, the facts.
Fact: They will not let you pick up anything localy, even if you live 5 minutes away.
Fact: There is no dyno shop at RPM Outlet.
Myth: They hired the lady from the Psychic Network to determine pulley belt lengths. The truth is they actually send random-sized belts just to keep your mechanic skills sharp.
Fact: There is no dyno shop at RPM Outlet.
Myth: They hired the lady from the Psychic Network to determine pulley belt lengths. The truth is they actually send random-sized belts just to keep your mechanic skills sharp.
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oldie but a goodie.....
at the risk of being sent to the principal's office.....
RPMOutlet give aftermarket vendors a bad name. Worse than some others already do.
For that, RPM earns a coveted and well deserved....
Bob
RPMOutlet give aftermarket vendors a bad name. Worse than some others already do.
For that, RPM earns a coveted and well deserved....Bob
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Fact: If you buy parts from RPMOutlet (or any parts whoring company for that matter) because of the cheap prices, do not call me for tech help with said parts; I will not help you. (You'd be surprised how often this happens)
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Originally posted by LightningTuner
Fact: If you buy parts from RPMOutlet (or any parts whoring company for that matter) because of the cheap prices, do not call me for tech help with said parts; I will not help you. (You'd be surprised how often this happens)
Fact: If you buy parts from RPMOutlet (or any parts whoring company for that matter) because of the cheap prices, do not call me for tech help with said parts; I will not help you. (You'd be surprised how often this happens)
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Originally posted by LightningTuner
Fact: If you buy parts from RPMOutlet (or any parts whoring company for that matter) because of the cheap prices, do not call me for tech help with said parts; I will not help you. (You'd be surprised how often this happens)
Fact: If you buy parts from RPMOutlet (or any parts whoring company for that matter) because of the cheap prices, do not call me for tech help with said parts; I will not help you. (You'd be surprised how often this happens)
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Originally posted by LightningTuner
Fact: If you buy parts from RPMOutlet (or any parts whoring company for that matter) because of the cheap prices, do not call me for tech help with said parts; I will not help you. (You'd be surprised how often this happens)
Fact: If you buy parts from RPMOutlet (or any parts whoring company for that matter) because of the cheap prices, do not call me for tech help with said parts; I will not help you. (You'd be surprised how often this happens)
whats that old saying, can't afford to do it right the first time but can afford to constantly redo it. or something like that
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Fact: Nobody has actually seen an RPM Outlet employee before. They all are genetic-clones of dead used car salesmen, contained in 55 gallon drums filled with McDonald's french fry grease to sustain them. I originally assumed they were robots.
Fact: When returning a defective product to RPM Outlet, the credit is magicly refunded to your card 8 weeks later, and reduced by approximately 15%. Trust the math.
Myth: Motoblue upgrade products aren't produced in South American slave-labor sweatshops. They are actually produced in North Korean prison-labor sweatshops.
Fact: When returning a defective product to RPM Outlet, the credit is magicly refunded to your card 8 weeks later, and reduced by approximately 15%. Trust the math.
Myth: Motoblue upgrade products aren't produced in South American slave-labor sweatshops. They are actually produced in North Korean prison-labor sweatshops.
