Since someone....who will remain un-named at this point in time is buying up all the 01 and up boxes....I'm gearing up to buy the holy boxes...we know which ones are The Holy Boxes...right?

I'm going to turn mine upside down and use it as the basis for my new hole in hood ram air...It will consist of a hinged trap door in the hood that works off of vacuum. The trap door will spring open and a three sided scoop will pop up....when the engine is off the scoop will be invisible. Except for the jagged line cut by my jig saw........which will appear to be Lightning Bolts....

When it's raining the scoop will be down and the mirror image of the box lid will allow for deep breathing thru the normal inlet and an option will be offered for the old usual mundane type ram air.

The dual air inlet will be just two stock tops mated together. Hence the name ....Forced Sex Intake...or Deep Throat..I haven't decided.

I need capitol..any Investment Bankers out there?

 

Damn, that is one funny-*** post. I can`t help it, it`s just so damn funny. I get it though, what your trying to say is, the scoop will bend over backwards at the same time the air will get rammed right in via your jig-saw which looks like a lightning bolt. But if it rains, the holy box will have two openings which will allow deep breathing and that sort of thing.

I`m sold, where do I send my check to.

 

You're gonna have to deliver those in a plain brown wrapper...

Herb