Some of the newer people may not remember,
but a couple of yrs back, everyone had a novel as a sig

Something like this was written under each and everyone of us



JLP Cool Air Induction,
Diablo Tuning by JLP, Multi Program “Delta” Chip,
South Florida Pulley Headquarters 4lb Lower Pulley
South Florida Pulley Headquarters DUB 2lb Upper Pulley System
South Florida Pulley Headquarters Gator Back S/C Belt
Lightning Enterprise PCV System
JDM Boost By Pass Kit
"WASP" by Wes (Ported Eaton)
Race Tested i150 Wet Nitrous System
Race Tested Minimax Digital Nitrous Control
Race Tested TP1 Arming Switch
REM Zex Bottle Heater
REM ZEX Gauge/Manifold
LFP Polished Billet Accu-Fab (Single Blade Throttle Body)
JJ's Plasma Booster (Multi Spark Ignition by Ignition Solutions)
Chikenear’s: Greg Evans Factory Tech Valve Body
JDM 58" Rancho Style Traction Bars
PSP Drive Shaft Loop
DJM 2" Lowering Shackles
28x10 Hoosiers, (C07 Compound) (THANKS PSP + Customer)
16x8 Black American Racing Rims (THANKS PSP + Customer)
LFP Lightning Front + Rear Badge Overlays
Chikenear’s Bling Bling Radiator Cover
Polished Billet ****’s + Buttons (Window/Door Locks/Mirror/Heater/Shifter/Radio, etc.
Clarion 100 Watt Amp and Sub Woofer

Then people would list every got dam car they USE TO own
(for some reason)
something like this....

My Former Performance Rides

55 Chevy Small Block/Stick
57 Chevy Small Block/Stick
59 Ford Rancharo Big Block/Auto
A real old push button 392 hemi in some ugly *** 4door Chry ?
69 GTO, Big Block/Auto
65 Stang, 289/Stick
66 Stang, 289/Stick
68 Stang, 302 /Stick
69 Stang, 351C/Stick
67 GTX 440 Mag/Auto
65 Lemans 326/Auto
65 Box Nova, 454 Truck Motor (took it out of a 40ft work truck)
(3) Police cars 383 Mag's/Auto
70 Big Block Cuda, 383 Mag/Auto
1970 RT Super Bee, 440 Mag/Stick
64 Olds Convertible, Big Block/Stick
70 Torino GT, 351C Built by Mcbetts/Stick
70 Camaro S/S 454, Was LT-1, switched to BB/Auto
68 Chevelle S/S, was small Block, switched to Big Block/Stick
(3) 69 Chevelle S/S's, 2 Big Blocks, (1) 327/365, all Sticks
(5) 70 Chevelle S/S's, Any Small Blocks were switched to BB's
(2) 71 Chevelle S/S's, Big Block/Auto
72 Chevelle, Small Block/ Auto
78 Mustang Official Indy Pace Car, Turbo "switched to 5.0"/Stick
80 something Silver Mustang GT 5.0/HO, Stick
90 something White Mustang 5.0/HO, Auto
Monte S/S, Small Block/Auto
70 Nova 350/Auto
96 Lazer Red Cobra Convert,
The Lightning

Motor Cycles

Honda Hawk
(2) Honda 750’s
Kawi 650 SR, Bored to 826
Kawi 900 Z1, Bored to 1015
Kawi 1000 Z1R

Some Dirt Bikes

YZ125 Yam
250 Honda Quad
350 Honda Trike
(2) Yam 500’s

A couple of Hippie Vans,

Grey Ford,
Red Dodge,

4 WD

Black K-5 Blazer,
Blue S-10 Blazer,
Grey Dodge Power Wagon,
Ford Bronco w/351-W,
96 Black Path Finder,
1990 Jeep Cherokee

Family Cars

(4) Caravans, green, blue, white, and red.
Ford Tauras Wagon
Chevy Z-26
89 VW Fox
89 Mustang

Current Cars
02 Lightning
03 Mitsu-something Dia-something ???

Then of course we had our links to list

My F-150 Gallery
"LOONY"-Lightning Owner Of NY --- “Tuned By Johnny Lightning”
"THE WIZARD OF NOS" --- Rob’s 02Lightning.Com --- My Udder Web Site
My Vid's (User Name + PW) robsvids

Then of course maybe a few details about your ET's, etc..
Best ET to Date: 11.81 @ 113.98 MPH
Best 60ft to Date 1.630
Best 1/8 to Date 7.52 @ 91.56 MPH

Gee I wonder why we got away from that
and how come we never listed our old girlfriends
OR X-WIFES

Ah, the good old days...........

 

I Love it! haaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa

Yeah I remember those days! This board is the reason I bought my Lightning in the first place! I don't even know how I found it. Sometime in December I started reading here and ordered my 02' Silver on New Years Eve.

You guys are responsible for my addiction!

 

some people's sigs are still like that.

 

Tim would have a damn heart attack….

 

Ronbo my brother, you have way too much time on your hands.

 

Is that list of cars accurate, if it is I got to say WOW.

I have owned 3 of your last 4 cars in that order also.

 

 

Hmmmm, I wonder when this will get moved?

 

Actually I still have my sig like that.
1. People always have Questions about my Wet-Okoles
2.I always get eigther possitive or sometimes negative feed back on my other cars.

 

Yes it is my Brother, and believe me I forgot A LOT

Mart man, I have that list already made,
I just copied + Pasted it

IN CASE WE EVER GO BACK

Frank your Sig is awesome, very short compared to what I am talking about.
If 10 people replied to a post
IT WAS 10 PAGES

Sis knows what I'm talking about

 

Yea mine...........LOL

PEacE................
Jim

 

LMAO form this thread this stuff is comical. Hey Rob never knew you had a site. It looks good well done man.

He he heres my sig

 

Yeah you need to trim that ***** down.

 

I tried to minimize my sig as best i could, by including it in the picture.