Looking for a Lightning
Gonna Chit on one right now.
Gonna take a dump that's massive big
Bigger than a cow.
A shiney big RED Lightning
Upon which I'll crap
Oh yeah! There's a big RED "L" right there
It belongs to litnfast.
I'll swoop down low, take careful aim
and open up my ***
And then let go, my turd it flies
On the "L" of litnfast.

SPLAT !!!!!!!!

 

I've heard that White vehicle experience a disproportionate amount of bird $h!t. Been told that they target white.

 

I guess mine is just too fast so they could only catch Litnfast's truck.

Here is a front view for ya, you wont get to see it from this angle on the road!

 

Ahem...

 

That view will fit nicely here...