Ok...you meet a smokin' hot girl right.. the kind that, if you decided to stop seeing her, wouldn't be that crushed...because she's hot enough to scoop up another guy before the sun goes down right? Ok...but guess what....little do you know that being gorgeous doesn't mean she's not CRACKED like the back-end of a plumber. A few weeks after telling her I didn't want her to contact me anymore...she starts calling house & cell, constantly... even at all hours of the night...so, both #'s get changed...then..that REALLY burns her bacon and....WHAM!!!..she and someone else BREAK INTO MY GARAGE and do this..



I drove up the driveway (in a different car) & I guess I spooked them while they were in the garage still, because TONS of unopened food was left on the truck, just waiting to be "used". Bologna, sardines, refried beans. Bologna was stuck to the flaresides...I took that off right away. The police just left to talk with her. Thanx god I just put on 2 coats of wax a few days ago. Really glad they didn't get a chance to finish.

Some of the left behind items after finger-printing...





Ya know, some girls should be used as shark bait, I don't care how hot they are....

 

 

Ohhhhhh thats baddd broo! Invest in a shotgun and bust a cap in her a$$!!!

 

That sucks!!! Hope she rots in HELL.............

 

That sucks, but at least they didn't scratch up the paint or burn the garage down

 

I guess I never had that problem. The good Lord chose not to gift me with things such as good looks, charm, or a personality. Glad no permanent damage was done.

 

WOW are you LUCKY! Seriously, the first thing i thought is that she would take out the 'ol keys and do a nice 'key' job. Which would mean total repaint. And the police got to her? Now if anything else happens to you, she'll be paid a visit by the local PD.

 

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned

I hope you press charges, whatever they maybe. And like was said, atleast she and her coharts didn't scratched the paint

 

explain what you did as you caught them?

walked up and swore? beat the ****? , I want details!@!!

 

Thats the thing, I didnt catch them. I drove in late, noticed a suspicious car parked in the road, and park my car in front of the house, instead of the detached garage (DOH!). The 5-0 think they were just getting started doing damage when I pulled in, & they saw me drive up and it spooked 'em, they dropped everything & took off out of the garage to their car in the night. I didn't see this until this morning. The police said there is no way they would have left all that stuff behind if they hadn't gotten spooked. Not to mention allot of it wasnt used yet. GOD I hate to think of what they were going to do with those sardines.....

 

Had me a full time woman ounce.

Back then I couldn't afford nothing.

Now I got lots of toys and time to play with them and when I don't feel like playin they don't complain.

I get lonely now and then but I just go pet the neighbors dog.

It's tuff when your young. Them hormones won't leave ya alone.

That reminds me.
Do you know how to make a ***** moan?
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Don't pay her!

 

get a big a$$ mean dog and put it in the garage with your lighting.

Trust me it is the BEST alarm system you can have.

 

They broke into your garage, and all they did was put food on your truck? That's kind of... odd.
They say that no matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is dealing with her shizz

 

I hope you got the eggs off fast....been there, done that. Bummer and I hope they punish her equally.