This morning while driving the Lignting
on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left and there was a chick in a brand new
Dodge Hemi doing 65 mph with her
face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner ...



I looked away for a couple seconds
and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.

Being a Lightning owner,
I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;
I dropped
my electric shaver,
which knocked
the donut
out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the truck
using my knees against
the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear, which fell
into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.

Dang women drivers !

Sorry, I just had to get it off my chest!
There was one line about the L

 

After a night of by myself I needed that laugh. Where's Rob when you need him??? Can you say Maui Wowie???

 

I got a good laugh from it to

 

 

Good one EZ

 

very nice at least you two didnt hit

 

ROBS TUNING UP RIGHT NOW FOR A DAY OF CLIMBING LADDERS AND CUTTING DOWN TREES to make way for me newest Mod
a 30ft Pool

Don't worry yourself Dirt, I'm sure I'll be posting later that I fell out of a tree or lost a limb
OR SOMETHING

 

nice story. I was with ya till the part about the electric shaver. I was like the nerve of some people... then I read on about the doughnut and the cell phone...
Shane

 

woman drivers....was she good looking though??

 

She was a babe, didn't even need the make up
She could come in my lane any old time

 

Rob, a pool ???......have you lost your mind???? you cant work on your L in a pool? I though you were going to say a 36x 26 garage , It would be cheaper than a pool and so much more rewarding

 

Well this story is funny ....but there is a valuable leason to be learned!!!!!


you need more practice driving with your knees

 

Hey EZ, you seemed to have left the part out about you painting your toe-nails.

 

Nice story! You should some of the acts going on the New Jersey Parkway in the early am

or got poked in the eye

 

Rob: I also favor the diea of a garage to a pool. F the kids (if thats why ur building a pool) and get a garage. Give the kids a place to make out and smoke a dubie. they'll thank you later.