Ford has recently sent me the SVT book and various stickers. Aren't stickers from Ford worth 25hp each?

 

25?? I think the bigger ones are worth a good 50

 

What happens if you put one on each side?

 

One on each side??? Hello 10 second club!

 

Hey I need a few stickers....... Quick please

PEacE......................
Jim

 

OK, so I should get into the tens with a Type R sticker, and a few from ford, but I think the window washer glow lights are worth a half a second. My problem is I worry Ford will void my warranty if I use the lighted washers

 

yeah, you gotta be careful about that type thing. btw, I heard that if you duct-tape a coffe can to your rear bumper (first take a jigsaw and cut off half the bumper to make it fit) then tape it up there good, then it'll at least get you an extra 100 HP

 

I saw an eight second civic with the waste can mod for a hood scoop. HHHHHMMMMM

 

NINE SECOND LIGHTNING!!!!!

 

Rules for Stickers:

1. Make sure you balance them from side to side. If you get too many on one side, then the steering wheel will pull to the side when you accelerate, especially in the corners. This makes it hard to stay in one lane, and weaving in traffic is a common symptom.

2. Remember that you're only allowed to actually ownl 10% of the equipment that goes with the stickers. This adds to your bragging rights as in "Yeah, but when I get THIS turbo, THIS Nawss, and red sparkplug wires I won't lose so bad!"

3. After you put on the stickers you have an obligation to let anyone you race look at them. So even if they beat you by 20 car lengths, stay with it! When they shut it down, you'll get your chance to fly by and let them see them in all their glory!

 

Interested in improving your handleing?

Put in some blue turn signals.

 

Oh, I just remembered, removing the hubcaps will increase your off the line speed. Also, breaking the orange reflector in your turn signals will greatly increase the power.