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Well, had a double kill tonite. Was on my way home from night classes, and some idiot decided to latch onto my back bumper. We turned left onto a six lane road, and he zoomed immediately into the right lane (It was a SS). I was in the left lane, and was going to move to the middle lane, but he had a Monte Carlo imbedded in his back bumper that decided to whip over without looking. It was red with waving checkered flags on the side. So we're sitting at the light now, and the SS keeps powerbraking and creeping forward. The Monte is revving, and I'm just sitting there grinning, cuz I'm about to open a big can of whoopass and spread it liberally. This is a loooong lite, so this gets quite entertaining. By the time the light changes, the SS is halfway across the intersection from all the false starts, and his tranny has to be smoking. The Monte has burned half a tank of gas revving his engine, and he must be planning on doing a neutral drop, since I'm pretty sure they're all automatics. Anyway, the light finally changes, and as they say, the BS stops. Their puny vroom, vroom is replaced by the L's gutteral roar of the stock exhaust, and is augmented by the scream of the blower. They are easily dispatched, and I move over to the right lane that I wanted to begin with. We stop at the next light, and all is silent...
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Re: SSlow truck
Originally posted by LOCOSVT
Well, had a double kill tonite. Was on my way home from night classes, and some idiot decided to latch onto my back bumper. We turned left onto a six lane road, and he zoomed immediately into the right lane (It was a SS). I was in the left lane, and was going to move to the middle lane, but he had a Monte Carlo imbedded in his back bumper that decided to whip over without looking. It was red with waving checkered flags on the side. So we're sitting at the light now, and the SS keeps powerbraking and creeping forward. The Monte is revving, and I'm just sitting there grinning, cuz I'm about to open a big can of whoopass and spread it liberally. This is a loooong lite, so this gets quite entertaining. By the time the light changes, the SS is halfway across the intersection from all the false starts, and his tranny has to be smoking. The Monte has burned half a tank of gas revving his engine, and he must be planning on doing a neutral drop, since I'm pretty sure they're all automatics. Anyway, the light finally changes, and as they say, the BS stops. Their puny vroom, vroom is replaced by the L's gutteral roar of the stock exhaust, and is augmented by the scream of the blower. They are easily dispatched, and I move over to the right lane that I wanted to begin with. We stop at the next light, and all is silent...
Well, had a double kill tonite. Was on my way home from night classes, and some idiot decided to latch onto my back bumper. We turned left onto a six lane road, and he zoomed immediately into the right lane (It was a SS). I was in the left lane, and was going to move to the middle lane, but he had a Monte Carlo imbedded in his back bumper that decided to whip over without looking. It was red with waving checkered flags on the side. So we're sitting at the light now, and the SS keeps powerbraking and creeping forward. The Monte is revving, and I'm just sitting there grinning, cuz I'm about to open a big can of whoopass and spread it liberally. This is a loooong lite, so this gets quite entertaining. By the time the light changes, the SS is halfway across the intersection from all the false starts, and his tranny has to be smoking. The Monte has burned half a tank of gas revving his engine, and he must be planning on doing a neutral drop, since I'm pretty sure they're all automatics. Anyway, the light finally changes, and as they say, the BS stops. Their puny vroom, vroom is replaced by the L's gutteral roar of the stock exhaust, and is augmented by the scream of the blower. They are easily dispatched, and I move over to the right lane that I wanted to begin with. We stop at the next light, and all is silent...
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NICE! The great thing about these trucks is only a select few know what a Lightning is. Its always fun to teach the morons who dont 
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Originally posted by NTIMD8
NICE! The great thing about these trucks is only a select few know what a Lightning is. Its always fun to teach the morons who dont
NICE! The great thing about these trucks is only a select few know what a Lightning is. Its always fun to teach the morons who dont
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Originally posted by SGL
LOL... Great story and kill. Love the ending "We stop at the next light, and all is silent..."
LOL... Great story and kill. Love the ending "We stop at the next light, and all is silent..."
JC
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