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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 02:08 AM
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I'm not redneck! I just happen to live in trailer for the moment. And I'm waiting for my welfare check so I can move me and my wife out. She is also my sister. And aunt through marriage. And nephew, not through marriage

Sorry, I have to go drive my big ol' Chevy through dirt roads to get to my trailer cause I'm wasted off of moonshine and have to go beat my wife. sister. aunt. nephew. Someone get on the CB! I didn't buy a 45 foot antenna and mount it on my bumper with a classy ol' tennis ball for nothing!

Damn. That post makes me realize why people smoke crack. Get away from idiots like this.
 
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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 02:28 AM
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Hey, I think it would just absolutely crush the one guy that thinks Ford is dying brand to know that not only is the F150 the best selling truck in America for over 20 years but it also the best selling vehicle in the world period. He really should check his stats before opening his mouth

As the song goes.
"I'd love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eye, and shoot im with my old .45 cause a country boy can survive, yeah! country folk can survive"
 
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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 02:42 AM
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Thumbs down What a bunch of D*ck's!!

"Nah, most just drive a regular pickup with shot guns in the back window..
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"Be careful of calling someone a "redneck", your bound to get "smoked" in more ways then one.. "

And you forgot about takeing his BMW afterward's to a chopshop and takeing the money you got and putting it tward mods !!! Muah HaHaHaHA!!!!!
 
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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 05:39 AM
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Originally posted by cgorris


As the song goes.
"I'd love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eye, and shoot im with my old .45 cause a country boy can survive, yeah! country folk can survive"
Awwwwww...........Hank Jr on a Monday morming
 
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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 05:56 AM
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I knew someone would pick up on the artist Just didn't want to sound to redneck. ok ok, it's true. I drive a truck, love to fish, drink beer and love NASCAR.

If the above makes me a redneck. SO BE IT!!

Oh here is a joke for everyone. What's the difference between a pocupine and a BMW? BMW's carry the ****** on the inside
 
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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 08:34 AM
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Originally posted by sporkdevil
I'm not redneck! I just happen to live in trailer for the moment. And I'm waiting for my welfare check so I can move me and my wife out. She is also my sister. And aunt through marriage. And nephew, not through marriage

Sorry, I have to go drive my big ol' Chevy through dirt roads to get to my trailer cause I'm wasted off of moonshine and have to go beat my wife. sister. aunt. nephew. Someone get on the CB! I didn't buy a 45 foot antenna and mount it on my bumper with a classy ol' tennis ball for nothing!

Damn. That post makes me realize why people smoke crack. Get away from idiots like this.

LMAO!!
 
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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 09:36 AM
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It seems that all these guys lose sight of what is really important. BANG FOR THE BUCK!

Most of these guys drop close to 40 grand on their little 3 series and think they are tough sh*t. Then they get spanked by a truck that I got for under $30k. That has to be a tough pill to swallow. It's like dropping $10 to get into a strip club to find out that they don't even get topless.

Yes, Bimmers are nice vehicles. But you get what you pay for. A nice looking vehicle that handles good and rides good, but is slow, can barely haul 2 sets of golf clubs, couldn't tow a Radio Flyer wagon, and has more quirky problems than Fords do.
 
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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 11:32 AM
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I drink Starbucks and drive a lightning...what does that make me?

in 5 years, he'll own a car that anyone can buy for $12K...and do nothing with.

In 5 years, we'll be on to a truck that'll whup Z06's...stock.
 
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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 11:44 AM
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I posted......

I think I am gonna post that joke over there also.. HEHEHE
 
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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 12:19 PM
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Why is it ok to say redneck, and throw the term around like it's nothing? What if I were to say?

"Ever pre 90 el Dorado driver I ever see is a ******"

And don't tell me it's different. Each term relates to the negative aspect of a single race.

I personally am not offended by anything, but I think it really sucks that it's ok for reverse racism to go on in these days of MTV Real World love.
 
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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 12:24 PM
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Originally posted by cgorris
Hey, I think it would just absolutely crush the one guy that thinks Ford is dying brand to know that not only is the F150 the best selling truck in America for over 20 years but it also the best selling vehicle in the world period. He really should check his stats before opening his mouth
Actually the Focus is the best selling vehicle in the world I believe, but it is still a Ford. They have some kicka$$ fords in other countries that we don't get here (like the focus RS and the Mondeo) That guy really doesn't know what he's talking about. His fairy art teacher told him that fords are not pretty, and he based all his "knowledge" off of that.
 
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Old Sep 22, 2003 | 05:43 PM
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Originally posted by TiresWinRaces
It seems that all these guys lose sight of what is really important. BANG FOR THE BUCK!

Most of these guys drop close to 40 grand on their little 3 series and think they are tough sh*t. Then they get spanked by a truck that I got for under $30k.
And some of us have both.. whats your point?
 
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 07:32 PM
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I finally read all that stuff. I found it kinda funny that one guy kept saying "when I get my zo6 I will outrun a lightning". Well, whoopty frickin do. I get a$$ in my truck, and can carry a tent, camp mattress, sheets etc. Put all that crap in a vette and still have room for your date. And a cooler.
 
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 07:49 PM
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Originally posted by Krix330cic(NJ)
And some of us have both.. whats your point?
Point is, BMW's are nice, but just cost too damn much. I just find it humorous handing some dude his *** right after he dropped close to $40 grand on a "Driving Machine" that can't keep up with a truck.
 
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Old Sep 23, 2003 | 07:53 PM
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Point is, BMW's are nice, but just cost too damn much. I just find it humorous handing some dude his *** right after he dropped close to $40 grand on a "Driving Machine" that can't keep up with a truck.
well my 40k was spent to create a show car.. has best of everything, and includes the full spectrum of mods. Those from this forum that have seen in person, can back that up.

was never made to go smoke lightnings with.. if that were the case, i would have opted for an M5 instead. you make it sound like all the money went into performance..

show me your interior, ill show ya mine.
 
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