Booty call. I catch your drift.

I would highly recommend you have her sign "THE" bootycall agreement.





The Pre-Booty Call Agreement

This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant).


This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:

1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted- money is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers… it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your *** leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex!! It's over so get your *** up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "My roommates girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred. Just hit it hard and right or get the Hell out! (Reason: The less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you.)
18. We are to hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes me, so stop calling!
19. Bring your own drink-I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please! I don't want anyone calling back looking for your ***.

*Extra tip for successful booty calls: The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this Agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly *** understands the rules.

Participant:_____________________
Signature: _____________________
Date:__________________________


Holder of the "Agreement":_______________
Signature: _____________________
Date:___________________________

 

UR LIGHTNING IS DOPE SpeedJunky!

 

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KYSVTchick,

We have alot in common, Both park in Handicap Parking, I can be your boyfriend, and I will put a sticker on my truck " this is not my girlfriends truck".

 

You go BLUE

 

Junky...you ever make it to Phoenix hehe

I was actually talking to SpeedinBob early, but I've learned that a girl can never have too many friends named Speedy

CA

 

Thanks....and that's only the beginning. Mwahahahahaha..

-Monty

 

lemme get a high res so i can make it my desktop?


please

 

Simmy,

Were can I find a woman as good looking as yours?. Does she have any sisters in her 20's?

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I will move my castle down there.

 

Blue,
Sorry, no sisters, just a brother. I wish she had some sister too Can't wait to show her your comments to smooth over posting her pic on the web. She does not like that paticular picture but, it's my only digital. HeHe.

Jim

 

78: NOT AT ALL What I would have expected from a mouth like yours!

And really, how old are some of you guys????????

And the a** Kissing going on, is called FRIENDSHIP!
Anybody know anything about it!!!!!!!!!!

WOW, how a thread gets tore up over here!

 

Forgot about this one hehe...This was after she got her hair done for the "big fat greek wedding" back in June. I'm going to be in big trouble for posting these.


[IMG]http://[/IMG] I got in trouble LOL



You could hook-up with some of her extended family if you want to move your castle to Greece

 

Whoa. She's a hottie too.

Here's a pic of my wife.....

 

How funny....that's my first wife

 

Take that back you bastid. Them are fighting words. She belongs to me!

 

been there done that...

You and the Mrs. better have a talk tonight