For those of you that have long suffered with birds deliberately
pooping on your shiny hood...well here is the REAL solution...
This is of course is 100 percent adaptable to our trucks and is SVT certified. It's $1000.00 plus $412.00 shipping...just send me the money to a "special" account in the Caymen Islands.

http://www.roamer.com/car/videos/FinalBird.mpg

 

priceless................LOL............I am sending my check today.

 

nice, need one for ppl too, that uses the side doors.

 

Dan_03Lightning:

IF you send the money tonight, I will enclose a FREE .99 cent
Lightning HotWheels toy...and hold on! you also will receive a FREE autographed picture of FAST GATOR.

 

OMG, lmfao

That sooooooooooo 0wnz

 

 

What a closer..........I'm dropping it in the box as I write. Have a great evening!

 

I say just get a rifle rack for the rear window with a rifle or two and you're set.

 

my god litnfast, did you hit a pumpkin?

 

That if friggin awesome. That video is a little disturbing since the entire thing looks REAL... that bird never saw it comin'. I just imagin his buddies laughing their a$$es off ...
hahaha

john

 

LMAO!!!!

 

ROFLMMFAO...

 

OUT FRIGGIN STANDING!!!!!

Better get your papers in line Georgia else it will have this guy's name and face on every kit, or something.

 

To add to the humor:

Ford SportKa
1.6L Duratec 8V engine
94bhp@5500rpm
101ft/lb@4250rpm
22city/47highway
0-60 in 9.7s
108mph topspeed.

 

havent been hit by bird do yet

::knocks on wood::