The Old Man may have to take it easy a few weeks
Thanks all
Ya being away from here for a couple of days is like loosing a season of TV shows, (out of the loop quickly)
Can only imagine where my names gonna end up when I leave for vacation next month
Hey Cyntaxx, got any vacations planned this yr
And V thanks for the Sympathy
Whats he do ???
Calls me up and brags about what Mod's are next
Ya being away from here for a couple of days is like loosing a season of TV shows, (out of the loop quickly)
Can only imagine where my names gonna end up when I leave for vacation next month
Hey Cyntaxx, got any vacations planned this yr

And V thanks for the Sympathy
Whats he do ???
Calls me up and brags about what Mod's are next
Dammitboy, sorry you have developed a hernia. Take it easy for a while and let your body heal itself. Too bad the hospital didn't offer you any Demoral(sp?)...it worked for me a few years ago.
Dan
Dan
Rob, glad to see so many old farts like me on this
board,but sorry to hear about your health problems! To put a little positive spin on it,m consider this a wake-up call for a few life-style changes that'll improve your health and give you many more years! No surgery to fix that hernia??? Good Luck!
Good luck and get well soon, Rob. We may joke a little but we feel your pain. Gettin old does suck, that's for sure buddy but hang in there, we're all pulling for a complete recovery.
Tim
Tim
Dayum, Rob ...
So sorry to hear about your misfortune. Getting old has
only one consolation...It beats the alternative <grin>
If I had known that my body woulda had to last this long,
I woulda taken better care of it when I was young ...
Passing on the Morphine was an error in my opinion. I had
that when I burst my appendix years ago, and it is my drug
of choice !!! LOL
Rest and get well ...
Cliff
So sorry to hear about your misfortune. Getting old has
only one consolation...It beats the alternative <grin>
If I had known that my body woulda had to last this long,
I woulda taken better care of it when I was young ...
Passing on the Morphine was an error in my opinion. I had
that when I burst my appendix years ago, and it is my drug
of choice !!! LOL
Rest and get well ...
Cliff
Originally posted by SVT_KY
Passing on the Morphine was an error in my opinion. I had
that when I burst my appendix years ago, and it is my drug
of choice !!! LOL
Cliff
Passing on the Morphine was an error in my opinion. I had
that when I burst my appendix years ago, and it is my drug
of choice !!! LOL
Cliff
18 days in the hospital and morphine up the yaya. Talk about a life turning experience. First time in the hospital since I was born!
Hey Rob, hope I doesn't hurt to laugh.
I waked up 3 days after the operation with 2 bags of "stuff" dripping in both arms, and the first thing the nurse says, "Are you in pain" Don't even know my name, but I say YES. WooooHooooo, Iam in LaLa land again for 4/5 hrs. I wake up and the nurse says, you got to pee? I say no, she says you have to.
Well, I proceed to tell her, Gator pees when he wants to, and nor a minute before. She proceeds to tell me , I'll get a catheter(sp)????????
I say big deal, I'll pee when I want. SHe says, "I'll give you till 5pm.
5pm come and some battle-ax come in the room (NOT the cute nurse I have been dealing with) Anyway, she's carring about 12ft of 5/8" heater hose. I say, WTF's that for?
After my shock, I tell her I can pee standing on my head, if that whats she wants!

**Rob, hope your sitting at home taking it easy, and not at work where you have it easy too**
Last edited by Fast Gator; Jun 4, 2003 at 11:12 AM.
Gator
18 days
good thing you were in la la land.
Like you it was the 1st time since I was born (other than a Motorcycle Accident but that was in and out.)
I went crazy doing nothing for 2 days and Yes I went back to work. Lunch time right now. The Doc I end up getting is this Beautiful GODESS. Hot skinny little thang.
She comes in introduces herself and says
Mr Caruso pull you pants down,
Then pull you underwear down,
After the old sqeeze and cough the old ***** + Sausage deal
She has me lay on my side and the biiiiitch violated me straight up the old back door
Needless to say, there was no phone numbers exchanged
Thanks Everyone,
Lots of test coming up, but all will get back to normal
18 days
good thing you were in la la land.Like you it was the 1st time since I was born (other than a Motorcycle Accident but that was in and out.)
I went crazy doing nothing for 2 days and Yes I went back to work. Lunch time right now. The Doc I end up getting is this Beautiful GODESS. Hot skinny little thang.

She comes in introduces herself and says
Mr Caruso pull you pants down,
Then pull you underwear down,
After the old sqeeze and cough the old ***** + Sausage deal
She has me lay on my side and the biiiiitch violated me straight up the old back door

Needless to say, there was no phone numbers exchanged
Thanks Everyone,
Lots of test coming up, but all will get back to normal
Originally posted by Rob_02Lightning
She has me lay on my side and the biiiiitch violated me straight up the old back door
Needless to say, there was no phone numbers exchanged
She has me lay on my side and the biiiiitch violated me straight up the old back door
Needless to say, there was no phone numbers exchanged
LMAO @ Robs expense
Hey Rob, I have the same hernia from getting off a horse the hard way.
In excercise class the ladies tell me it is like a pregnancy hernia, and the way to help it is,, fold up a sheet or something, (a wide belt), and wrap it around your belly. Then grab the ends and pull on them when you do situps. It keeps you guts inside while you tighten the stretched muscles. Mine is getting smaller.
Good Luck.
In excercise class the ladies tell me it is like a pregnancy hernia, and the way to help it is,, fold up a sheet or something, (a wide belt), and wrap it around your belly. Then grab the ends and pull on them when you do situps. It keeps you guts inside while you tighten the stretched muscles. Mine is getting smaller.
Good Luck.





