LOL...the last thing that went through his mind was his as*hole... Is that birdie juice on your windshield or did it crack? Looks like it could be both...sorry if the windshield broke, but if it didn't, ya can kinda laugh about it....THUMP!...

 

When my truck was 2-3 months old, I was heading over to REM and a bird flew in front of my when I was going about 35-40. Yup, right into my stock grilles! Didn't damage the truck but the poor birdy was a goner!

-Mike

 

LoL that's a heartbreaker yeah it kinda does look like ur windshield is cracked. but it could just be the whip-cream bird Poo that gives it the busted effect

 

Truck was absolutely spotless. Spent the morning cleaning her up then headed out to the bank and KABOOM!!! He spotted me from above...No damage, just the poop stain I was like, you have to be kidding me. Good shot he must have had an FAC working with him.......................

 

Ahh...So he Maverick'd ya? Good thing he didn't do a kamakazi job on ya

I had a hawk once try to do that. I got the warning siren and had to take evasive actions..

 

Birds are attracted to red and white vehicles...........

Could be worse..........you could have a flock of wild turkeys roaming through your neighborhood...........the see their reflection and peck at the side of your truck...........

Then when you drive buy and they see their reflection.........they would chase you down the street....... They would get my father's black truck all the time. They knew better then to mess with mine

 

I hear birds are using satellite tracking these days....

 

they look for newly washed vehicles and bald heads

 

haha...your lucky you dont have a white truck. I think those friggin birds aim for white cars more. My truck was **** on 4 times in 5 days here at my office 2 monthes ago. Even as I was leaving work on friday of that week I got a nice splat right on my windshield as I was leaving the complex.... GOD I HATE BIRDS

 

hmm....

Lightning+ 4 guys with guns in the bed=BATTLEWAGON/BIRDS WORST ENEMY

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA Thats the funnyest **** i have ever heard LOL

 

OOOOOOHHHHHH....I thought you actually HIT a bird...so it was just a fly-by pooping...now I get it. Wait till ya hit one...Ive done that a few times in other cars...its an ugly incident...

 

turkeys also like to peck reflections even if they happen to be at the bottom of water.

A big shallow tub of water with a mirror on the bottom + flock of turkeys + 2 hours = bunch of drowned turkeys. i swear those are the stupidest animals on earth.

 

LOL LOL LOL Thats great!