Screw your plans and come out here man

http://www.weather.com/weather/local...promo=forecast

 

MOTHERFOCKER!!!

 

im just down the block, its a tad hotter than i would appreciate today tho. The trim on my doors are trying to peel off. Im gonna have to do something about that.

 

Oh yeah!
http://www.weather.com/outlook/trave...erLocalDriving

81 Baby! We got you beat by 2 degrees

You got us beat on humidity though you focker. Hey at least my truck gets 93 octane

 

Aha focker, i got the octane problem solved...

Denatured Alc and Water Injection baby


I went surfing today too. Way was a wee bit cool BUT, the hot air made it pleasurable....

Hows that snow guys?

 

 

 

Cold Nuff Fer Ya'


60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in New Jersey plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New Jersey , Pennsylvania sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New Jersey drive with the windows
down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Hudson, and Susquehanna River gets thicker.

20 above zero:
>Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear,
gloves, wool hats.
People in New Jersey throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
Virginia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New Jersey have the last cookout
before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die.
New Jersey close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in New Jersey get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in New Jersey are selling
cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington, DC runs out of hot air.
People in New Jersey let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Jersey get frustrated because they can't
start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL molecular motion stops (absolute zero on the
Kelvin scale.)
People in New Jersey start saying..."Cold 'nuff
fer ya?"

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
New Jersey public schools are closed.

 

My truck won't be ready! Any one interested in my slot call Johnny Lightning


Suavy

 

You should move "people in Miami die" to 40 degrees. The thermal underwaer and ski jackets come on at about 55-60.

I also hope all you you realize that's no joke at all for me.

 

Hey Mo Fo
The snows just fine, a matter of fact I hurt my back shoveling it today thank you
At my age weight and look, you don't go in public with a bathing suite on, never mind Surfing My legs would probably give out, I'd hit the water like a Bunker Buster, and then pass out trying to keep my fat *** above water.

 

No way rob. I see a lot of older ' men ' running around with a coors gut and a board under their arms. You know what? Chicks still dig em. Its about the enjoyment of gliding on water. Its an unreal feeling.

Just stay out of northern california waters with a wetsuit on and a big gut. The great whites will mistake you for a plump seal