http://www.audiworld.com/model/tt/ne.../content.shtml

 

You guys are rediculous as a whole (a-hole?). why, oh why would you want to race against a midget in a straight line? Did you work up to the big prizefight by racing MG's? Aren't your trucks supposed to be "Icons of the strip? Go find yourself a nice RWD american powerplant for some competition. 427 Camaro, 64GTO "Goat", the GT350/GT500 Mustangs are a bit much for ya maybe something easier to start, even a Cleveland 351 equipped Mach 1 sounds more in your league.
Good Grief.
I suppose you guys are the same full grown men that try to bully my 6 yr old son at the local basketball court too.
BTW I have a sneaking suspicion my M5 will knock the trashtalk right out your mouth; straight line, or in the twisties. Bring it on hero.
As for the audi TT, my ex did the ad campaign, I don't think I would even fit in it nor would I own the little thing, but race agianst it? Tell someone that I beat it? Never.

 

So solly Killa,
Im right there widja
Race your competition
So I was out on my YamahaRZ500 and I dusted this guy on a Honda Rebel...

 

While the car may not be as fast as ours the fit and finish is amazing the interior is too die for and you can drive it all year in new england. Great car....

 

Hey Weezell i sense some Lightning envy, and i don't care if you were talking to me or not.

 

Not a bit, cool trucks, but i already have:
1. F-150 King Ranch Hauler, Mexico/ Desert/River,
2.a Range Rover that is more limber than my girlfriend It stays in Utah (Moab/Montrose Creepin).
3.My M5 can you say 0-100-0 in 10 sec?
4-5.and a couple of bikes 84 Yamaha RZ 500, 2002 Yamaha 426.

Oh yeah, if I want to scare myself in 3d there is always the Cessna421.

I do however have as 327ci/365hp rat motor with 202 fuelie heads. If I ever decide to do the straight line thing I will drop it in a vega and emberrass y'all. Problem with that is i have a friend that races Funny Cars (Ron Capps/Skoal) and after seeing him do it I really don't think any less would do.

 

As far as RACING a TT through the twisties - Bring it on. There's a difference between racing and time trails.
The TT would NEVER get around me in the twisties.
As far as my race w/TT, it was my boss and we were just messin' around. Same as I was w/550 Maranello, same as I would be w/your M5.

 

HEY!!!!!! dont take offense. i was not bragging about beatin the tt. i was complementing how good the awd launched. he was the one revving me. If someone revs me i am gonna run. sorry. for all i know he could have been highly modded and handed my a$$ to me but i am always in for a run. I was amazed how good it hooked and took me off the line. granted i am the bully cause i should kill him in straight line performance but he revved me. It was all in fun. SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY LITTLE BABYS! IF U DIDNT WANT TO HEAR MY STORY DONT READ IT. STICK UR M5 IN YOUR A$$ I WASNT TALKIN TO U. I WASNT MAKING FUN OF THE TT I WAS COMPLEMENTING IT SO SHUT UP. GOT TO UR M5 BOARD.... OK

VINNY

 

Tell him Vinny.

 

i like to know what he did to his m5 to get back to zero in zero seconds since the m5 only goes 0-100-0 in 16 seconds

 

pushed it off a cliff. he should have stayed in the car....

Vinny

 

straight from my owners Booklet, ya chop;
Weight
Unladen lbs 4024
Weight distribution, front/rear % 52/48

Engine
Liter/type/valves 5/V-8/32
Displacement cu cm 4941
Bore/stroke in 3.70/3.50
Nominal output/rpm hp 394/6600
Max. torque/rpm lb-ft 368/3800

Performance
Drag coefficient Cd 0.31
Top speed mph 155
Acceleration 0-60 mph sec 4.8

And that is stock for USA specced machines.
Mine is a German specced AC Schnitzer I Picked it up last time through (My Brother is a pilot as well. stationed at Rammstein and at the moment Phuqqin it up for the Iraqi's as we speak )
Not that you would even know what that is, Vinnie and the gang ,
And how do you get 16 sec 0-100-0? If you think my M takes another 10-12 sec to get to 100 from the stock 0-60/4.8 and another 3 to stop from the same, then you just keep racing Honda CRX's and the like. Fool yourself, make yourself look good to your girl, just don't forget to let her out before the race or your truck will be rubbing on the right side.
Regarding going heads against your Greasy lightnin' there Buford, don't waste my time.
Besides I don't want fat girls smiling at me.

 

Ok your either confused with km/h and Seconds or you think your bmw is some kind of rocket ship... a bmw m5 takes about 12 seconds to hit 100 and 4 seconds to stop. your bmw would be running 10's if you could hit 100 and then stop in 10 seconds... I cant wait till you run into a z06 that feels like wasting his time on you.

 

Yes, I do think my M5 is a rocketship, yes those are accurate spec's for stock USA M5's MPH means MPH
I flew a F-14d protecting your little skinny Kuntrey **** I logged over 5K hours, in the same, so fast is relative, little brother.
Seems like you might wantto do a little research Friend.



Keep racing, trash talkin, and throwin stones. It's all in how ya live
Fool