Yeah, but you will both be crispy critters when you get hit in the *** and the gas tank blows up!!

 

You can only imagine the sex I had do to my Lightning last summer.

 

sheeeeit i can pick up girls on my scooter!!

 

Cyntaxx,

You a farm boy?

 

All my other Fords I've had ('93 F150 XLT and '95 Bronco XL) have had bucket seats, which aren't good for the person giving road head. It looks like my Lightning will be much better, though.

 

 

Wow the same chick gave both of you a BJ HEHE .

 

thats a chevy.. DUH

 

The rest of us are getting pretty tired of you Lightning guys hoggin' all the big women!

 

Hell yeah, i live in Daytona Beach and spring break is up and running already. Last year some beach cam took a picture of my Dodge Ram SS/T and i had four chicks in the back. It was titled " Get Em' By The Truckload" Daytona Beach Spring Break.
Cant wait to see what happens with the L, just got it like a month ago, already got 20's.

 

... yep, she got around.... like a record.

 

nope but i am from southern IL

 

And bench seating is better for other reasons as well. Not that I'd know or anything


Just keep them suspensions oiled/greased

 

Ummmm .... would the *her* be the truck or lady?

 

Nope, I can not picka girl in my Lightning. I've picked up TWO the week after I first got her. It was right around X-mas time.

Then just the other day, raced a camaro ss (red one). Talken at the light, they asked me to run them. I said only if you flash me if I win. Well they did a high speed pass, after I win by over two trucks, and the passenger flashed me. (Does that count??)

New Bumper sticker:

This ain't no joint.
Cause you can
not smoke it!!