while i was driving to work..
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while i was driving to work..
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder
to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he
hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is
stupid," I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every
day to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is
bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway, so
if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass a new car
something like every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32
miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
36,000 cars I pass every day.Statistically, half of these are driven by
females, that's 18,000. In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having
the worst day of their period. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health,
22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's
98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.
This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and
is armed.
Flip one off?
I don't think so.
(courtesy of Birdman from TCCoA)
in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder
to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he
hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is
stupid," I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every
day to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is
bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway, so
if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass a new car
something like every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32
miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
36,000 cars I pass every day.Statistically, half of these are driven by
females, that's 18,000. In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having
the worst day of their period. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health,
22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's
98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.
This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and
is armed.
Flip one off?
I don't think so.
(courtesy of Birdman from TCCoA)
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From: Dyer, IN
Re: while i was driving to work..
Originally posted by cyntaxx
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder
to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he
hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is
stupid," I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every
day to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is
bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway, so
if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass a new car
something like every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32
miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
36,000 cars I pass every day.Statistically, half of these are driven by
females, that's 18,000. In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having
the worst day of their period. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health,
22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's
98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.
This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and
is armed.
Flip one off?
I don't think so.
(courtesy of Birdman from TCCoA)
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder
to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he
hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is
stupid," I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every
day to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is
bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway, so
if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass a new car
something like every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32
miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
36,000 cars I pass every day.Statistically, half of these are driven by
females, that's 18,000. In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having
the worst day of their period. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health,
22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's
98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.
This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and
is armed.
Flip one off?
I don't think so.
(courtesy of Birdman from TCCoA)
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I am abroad and am sitting in a lounge right now with lots of girls from the study abroad program watching tv and am with my laptop, and I got like 3 looks from girls when I laughed at the post by cyntaxx, at least none of them asked what I was laughing at. But it was a good point. I am the same way with the sheepish smile and wave.
By the way, I hope that I did not offend anyone in any way with this post, I think that it is a very good point, we always need to have respect and I beleive that if you can influence at least one other person every single moment of your life or every day of your life, then you have done your job as a person. Some people may not agree with this, but it is my opinion, and again I hope that I do not offend anyone in this post, if I did, I sincerely apologize.
By the way, I hope that I did not offend anyone in any way with this post, I think that it is a very good point, we always need to have respect and I beleive that if you can influence at least one other person every single moment of your life or every day of your life, then you have done your job as a person. Some people may not agree with this, but it is my opinion, and again I hope that I do not offend anyone in this post, if I did, I sincerely apologize.
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From: On the side of the Road attempting to explain 135 miles per hour
If said idgit nubile princess pulls a stunt as in aforementioned example, receives deserved flip-age, then pulls a gun, she better be quicker that I in brandishing a weapon, or something, else be gazing down the business end of a .357.
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Re: while i was driving to work..
Originally posted by cyntaxx
This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and
is armed.
Flip one off?
I don't think so.
(courtesy of Birdman from TCCoA)
This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and
is armed.
Flip one off?
I don't think so.
(courtesy of Birdman from TCCoA)
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From: KANSAS CITY, KANSAS
Are you an ACUATOR????
Nice job of using Intergers..Now I have one for ya.
If one plane left CHicago at 10am and was flying 635mph and another plane left Kansas City at 11am and was flying 565mph
and they were flying directly at each other.
At what precise time...Will you stop reading this and go get a beer???
LOL
Nice job of using Intergers..Now I have one for ya.
If one plane left CHicago at 10am and was flying 635mph and another plane left Kansas City at 11am and was flying 565mph
and they were flying directly at each other.
At what precise time...Will you stop reading this and go get a beer???
LOL
