i was coming home frmo work today and i was exiting the highway and the jackass on the access road didnt yield so i layed on the horn and he decided to switch lanes at the last minute cutting someone else off, after slamming on my brakes i floored it and flew past him, yall should of seen the face on this guy!! i guess he was scared *****less seeing a big black thing gaining on his *** while making a loud whining noise coming outta tha hood...i flew past him and boy did he ***** in his pants

 

sounds like an everyday occurance here in jersey

 

Road Signs 101:

Yield sign..... If oncoming traffic has the choice of hitting you in the ***, or slamming on the brakes to a near stop, it's OK to go.

 

He probably hadn't experienced a ricer flyby before.

 

HI!... I was driving home today on a local 4 lane road. Two lanes each way. I was driving in the left lane and slowly passing a guy in a grey PT CRUISER. Just as my front bumper got by his front door, the stupid fool changes lanes suudenly! After he gets half way into my lanehe decides to use his left turn signal! I though for sure he was going to smash my truck in the passenger's side. So I steered into the on coming traffic lane for a few seconds to avoid him. Thank god there was no traffic over there at the time. I lay on my horn for about 10 seconds. He jumps back into his lane and shoots me the finger!!!!!!!! I shot him one back and jumped on it. I pulled like 10 truck lengths on ths guys in a few seconds. He then got in the left lane behind me a ways. I came up to the next red light and was still in the left lane. The PT CRUISER came up on my right in the turning lane. I had my window down. The guy in the PT starts yelling at me and shooting the finger. I then yelled back at him "ARE YOU IN THE HABIT OF CHANGING LANES WITHOUT LOOKING OR SIGNALING 1ST"!!!!!!!!!!!! He starts getting mouthy with me. I told him right there and then that I was going to get out of my truck and punch him out but since his wife (sitting in passenger's seat) was so frickin ugly, that I felt sorry for him and would not. He blew up and I put my truck in PARK and started to take my seat belt off. As soon as I stared to open my door he floored it through a red turn signal and took off. The guy behind me honked his horn and gave me a THUMBS up! I just laughed and got back in my truck. Some people just need their a$$'s beat. It's the only way they learn. If I was'nt in a rush, I would of followed theguy home and explained it to him why he is an idiot.

 

You Idiot,Exit Like a Dummy

 

Unfortunately, that is true. It's just not worth the hassle anymore. I don't understand.... There is a lawful allowance for justifiable homocide, but not for a nice attitude adjustment. Go figure.

 

I normally drive about 120 on the main throufares and 110 on the secondarys. If I' am on the fourlane and I' am in the fast lane and some S.O.B pulls in front of me they get there bumper rode, I mean millimeters away they soon acknloedge there mistake
OOPS, ***** he braked.

 

WTG Neal! great story!

 

I see bad drivers everyday where I live.

I think the funniest was about 2 months ago.

I was coming down a highway that is three lanes wide in one direction. I was in the middle lane and was wondering why it wasn't moving while the other lanes were just flying by. I saw a space in the left lane so with no chirp of my tires I quickly merged into the left lane. I then saw what was stopping the middle lane!

Right up ahead there was a turn to the right going down some side street. The car in the middle laned wanted to get over to make the turn... It was a woman in a BIG ole' wagon in the middle lane. She had the car angled towards the right lane, blinker on, and was just holding the horn because no one was letting her over. I started cracking up when I was hearing her just hold the horn and everyone was just flying right by infront of her like they didn't care.

 

i hate it when people dont notice the big red triangle that says YIELD TO RAMP!!

i also almost died from a drunk driver once also...me and a bunch of friends were out in arlington at 12am driving down a 45mph road when i see a idiot a$$ drunk driver dong atleast 60 in the wrong side of the median in my lane!! well i swurved hard and barley missing his pos ricer by a foot, and almost flipping my jeep at the same time

 

Yeah, driving on Central Expressway is starting to turn into a contact sport lately. I really missed my '72 Chevy C20 with primer, rusty bumpers, 33" tires on rusty chrome wheels. It was beat up enough that everyone assumes it is uninsured. yet it is big enough to play tag and comes out ahead. Let's just say I never had problem merging with the C20: I put on the turn signal, count to 3, then turn the steering wheel. Magically, the other cars *always* get out of the way.

 

Now all these cars ya'll are talking about? They all have Michigan plates right?

WOT

 

Damn I hate ignorant a$$holes like that.

I was coming home tonight, minding my own business after working late and a 1995 vintage Acura with a picnic table size wing pulls up beside me and pipes me! I ignored it as a freakin joke, but at the next light, this a$$ clown winds up beside me again.

I took off at the light like an 80 year old off to Sunday church (That is very slow!) and this idiot hits the rev limiter and starts weaving next to me. I mean he was freakin doing the scour your tires off NASCAR Jethro Bodine routine. He swerved within 2" from my left front fender and forced me off the road onto the gravel shoulder!

I could not believe this guy was such an idiot! The only thing that saved me from being driven straight into the ditch was nailing the throttle and snapping the truck back in what little was left of my lane with a pretty violent fish-tale action going on with the L . I realized that upon doing this, I put enough throttle in it to pass this worthless little piece of *****!

I just kept it to floor for about 3 seconds and noticed the ignorant ***** and friend were 100+ yds behind me. I drove 2 more miles to my turnoff at the speed limit trying to figure out how ignorant this whole situation was and pulled into my left turn lane for home. This ****head comes by me and pipes me again, still swerving as he makes his way off to kill somebody else.

I am luckily not a violent person or else you would have probably seen me on the news tonight. This wanna-be and his type are a danger to society. My life is not worth it.

I like the blue haired lady commuters way batter than this ilk!

 

Turbobo,

I couldn' t of stayed calm i would of flew off the handle. I have this mentallity if the ***** wants to hit you so be it, let him smash into you if you get hurt you will heal or die, whatever happens happens. His Insurance will fix or replace the vehicle and being he would of been at fault I' am sure witnesses would of come foward in your favor and you would be taken care of.

I got wealthy because a woman rear ended me launching me into traffic meaning being being hit from 3 ways. Yes, I almost died and I' am in a wheelchair but, I learned to cope and I found happieness.

Pat/bluelightning