Do you guys have any jokes about chevy trucks

 

nope they speak for themselves!!!

 

Man thats what i was going to say !!!

 

A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Chevy truck too"!

 

LOL

 

A Silverado driver was driving his fully loaded truck to the top of a steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making wild and passionate love. In total disbelief, he blew his horn several times as he was bearing down on them. He realized that they were not going to stop or get out of his way,so he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them. Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the truck. He looked down at the two, still on the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could have been killed!" Eventually, the man looked up at the guy, obviously satisfied and not too concerned and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."

 

 

Little girl is walking home from school. Chevy pulls up next to her and the driver says, Hey, I'll give you a lollipop if you get in the car with me. She ignores him and walks on. So he says Hey, I'll give you TWO lollipops if you get in the car with me. She ignores him and walks on. He says HEY, I'll give you this WHOLE BAG of lollipops if you get in the car with me. She swings around on him, looks him dead in the eyes and says Daddy, I already told you, YOU bought it, YOU ride in it.

CA

 

yy and spank,

LMAO.

 

C -Cheap
H -Heap
E -Every
V -Valve
R -Rattles
O -Oil
L -Leaks
E -Every
T -Time

 

Condition
Hopeless
Entire
Vehicle
Relies
On
Leftover
Engin
Technology

 

Next time one of them starts talking smack, just tell 'em,"You couldnt pull the front license plate of this Ford with that damn thing". Gets 'em everytime!

 

Now THAT'S GOOD!!!!

 

Rusty Chevrolet [To the tune of "Jingle Bells"]

O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!
Dashing through the snow,
In my rusty Chevrolet,
Down the road I go,
Sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings,
I need some new snow tyres,
My car is held together with
A piece of chicken wire!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to da I.G.A,
To get some Christmas cheer,
I just passed up my left front tyre
And it's gettin' hard to steer!
Skidding down da highway,
Right passed da Naganey cops,
I had to drag my swampers
To get the car to stop!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts,
In a big blue cloud of smoke,
People laugh as I drive by
I wonder what's da joke?
I got to get to Shopco,
To pick up the lay-a-way,
Cuz Santa Claus is comin' soon
In his big old rusty sleigh!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!

 

The Chevy boys were down at their favorite bar for the monthly Chevy meeting drinking a few brews. A stranger walks in and in a high voice says " give me a wine cooler". The Chevy group turns around thinking the guys gay. The bartender says to the stranger, " your not from around here are ya." Nervously the stranger says " No". Bartender says, " what do you do for a living." The guy says "I'm a taxidermist". The bartender says "what the hell is that." The guy says "I mount animals." The bartender looks at the Chevy group and says " Its alright boys, He's one of us."