Eat *******, live long and prosper!

What else could anybody ever want?

Feliz Navidad
Joyeux Noel
Merry Christmas

 

Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday to Jesus!

 

As my friend's father once said, "Show me a man that doesn't eat *******, and I'll show you the man whose wife I'm going to steal."

Merry Christmas!!

 

You speak the words of wisdom my friend. You possess the secret to keeping your woman (women) happy and fulfilled...

 

I guess I'm lucky then huh!

I can eat for hours and be completely happy!!!!!!!!

 

I found the way to make the women happy is do like me. Live in a resort town with a beutiful Lake a Lightning, Beach, Hot women for miles take a drive down the strip listento the whistles of what a nice truck you have all the while, have my girlfriend becide me and then she learns appreciation. (I just got slapped)
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