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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 11:18 PM
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What Is your New Years Resolution?

Being this past year went great in MOST ASPECTS and not so good in others. Even though in September my life changed for a while (wheelchair) I' am confident my G/F and I "MAY" tie the knot depending how things go in Feb as far as the "make me walk again" surgery goes. She is the little angle thats made Heven out of my home and brought happieness I've never known. I have a sence this is about to be the best year of my life. I just had a thought; Tomorrow I' am going to ask Karen if her and I and my little pet dog should go to Sears and get our pictures taken. Our little family for now.

Whats your New Years Resolution?
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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 12:38 AM
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get chiseled for spring break...and 2 chicks at the same time...
 
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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 12:45 AM
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I tried that 2 Chicks while pissed one time, Took one home, got slapped by the other. (i was pissed)
 
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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 12:51 AM
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Pat,
After what you've gone through this past year, there's nothing I nor anyone here can do to show our strength by making a sacrifice or resolution that could ever compare to the strength you've shown and the sacrifices you and your family and loved ones have made. You've been an inspiration to all of us; keep up the great work my Lightning Brother.

However being the good sport I am, I'll make a resolution anyway. My New Years Resolution will be to have wild monkey sex with a women 1/2 my age. The scary part is, at my age, that would actually be legal.
 
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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 01:01 AM
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Rob,

I hope I can keep your youthfulness when I' am your age. Keep up the good work and Merry Christmas to You and all your Loved ones.
Pat
 
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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 01:35 AM
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i'm going to quit drinking and start working out....


yeah right... my dog isn't named MILLER out of coincidence

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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 01:42 AM
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It is like the resolution I tried in 2000.

Girlfriend Asks,

Q- Pat what is your new years resolution?
A- Quit smokeing (meanwhile it is 11:58 pm we are laying in bed watching the count down. 12:00 am hits the lights are on the furnace is running gas seems to be getting to the furnace, the phone works, I grab my book and smokes light up and she says)
Q- I thought you quit?
A- I did until the next one.



Merry Christmas guys
 
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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 01:47 AM
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To get the list of a million things I need to get taken care of all finished, so that next year I can have a much happier year, hopefully with a dog, I've always wanted a dog so bad. Sometimes I swear, I'd give the shop up, the L up, just to be happy in the end, with a dog, kids, and a wife, even if I lived in a box.

Pat, i hope things work out well for you as well, sounded like you were having a good time on the zamboni today, you've got to ask them to put some suspension work in that thing so you can practice driving it like a rally car.

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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 01:50 AM
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Originally posted by Rob_02Lightning


However being the good sport I am, I'll make a resolution anyway. My New Years Resolution will be to have wild monkey sex with a women 1/2 my age. The scary part is, at my age, that would actually be legal.
I'm just very happy you didn't say anything about sex with a wild monkey twice your age, now that would be sick new years resolution. Although I'm not sure if it would be legal or not.

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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 02:01 AM
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wow toast, youre crazy....pshh howabout wild sex monkey 4 times your age?
 
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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 05:50 AM
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Mine is to not take Jack off of no one...I've been too nice of a guy all my life and too giving all my life. Lately people seem to take advantage of that so I think it's time to toughen up a bit.

Also I plan to make more money this year and spend less...
 
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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 06:00 AM
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To get deep into the 11's.
Marc
 
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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 12:39 PM
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Originally posted by Rayden's cloud
Mine is to not take Jack off of no one...I've been too nice of a guy all my life and too giving all my life. Lately people seem to take advantage of that so I think it's time to toughen up a bit.

Also I plan to make more money this year and spend less...
that was mine, last year, and you know what i accomplished it for about 8 months, and it doesn't work, instead of people always saying your a "nice guy" the people that are always around you will think lately you've been being an "A$$hole" so yes, it's a good resolution, but you will seem kinda mean to the people around you. thats why i still kinda get walked on....
 
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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 12:46 PM
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oh and mine is........ hmmmm, haven't really thought about it yet, but i think it will be to actually save some money for once, instead of living paycheck to paycheck. i've already started kinda, i use to deposit all my paycheck, and then take about 80% and put it towards bills, and then have 20% for cash, and i would end up using up all of it by the next week, but the last month i have taken 40% towards bills, and left 60% for saving/spending, and used the normal 20%, so i have 40% still saved for the next week! man i feel way more confident when we go out on the weekends and stuff now. i dont feel like i have to be a "tight" wad. and my 2nd resolution is..... just a continuation of the first, dont get in debt as much, cut it at least 50%, over the summer i was almost $4000 in debt (but man was my cobra getting fast!) now im only $2000 and im hoping to pay that off a couple days after the first of year and then im not going over a $1000 that way i can spend more on other stuff.....

but boy do i want those 20's........
 
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Old Dec 21, 2002 | 07:19 PM
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Originally posted by cobra97snake
that was mine, last year, and you know what i accomplished it for about 8 months, and it doesn't work, instead of people always saying your a "nice guy" the people that are always around you will think lately you've been being an "A$$hole" so yes, it's a good resolution, but you will seem kinda mean to the people around you. thats why i still kinda get walked on....
Hey man I think all us good guys get walked on..I guess we won't be rewarded at the moment for our kindness but we'll recieve a blessing sometime or another..I guess what I meant to say was know how far to go with people and for some feed with a long handled spoon...
 
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