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I started out with Fabreeze. Then I had an odor of **** and Fabreeze combined. It sort of smelled like leaving fish in a cooler and then forgetting about it for a year. The new odor was overwhelming.
My next stop was my local corporate hippy mart. I picked up some Trader Joe's Cedarwood and Sage Cleanser. We'll see how this one works. I hope I won't have to deal with rotting fish, urine, and Fabreeze coupled with all the hippy smells of the great outdoors.
I'm thinking that I should just leave the windows up and light up a Cohiba.
My next stop was my local corporate hippy mart. I picked up some Trader Joe's Cedarwood and Sage Cleanser. We'll see how this one works. I hope I won't have to deal with rotting fish, urine, and Fabreeze coupled with all the hippy smells of the great outdoors.
I'm thinking that I should just leave the windows up and light up a Cohiba.
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Vinyl seats and plastic flooring come on the XL. I sprayed all the surfaces with an industrial janitorial solution (stolen from janitor's supply room at work). Then, with more stolen janitorial supplies, I worked the chemical into all surfaces in circular motions a'la The Karate Kid. Before the chemicals could dry, set, and stain, I hosed out the interior with a high pressure nozzle. All remaining liquid was quickly removed with dry mop heads.
Total cost: $0. All supplies pilfered from building supply room over the weekend when nobody was around to see me steal them.
Remember that scene from Goodfellas when Henry Hill couldn't get the smell of Billy Bats' dead body out of his trunk? That's me. It's a psychosomatic odor. Every time I jump in the truck now, I think I smell dog ****. Nobody else smells it except for me. Even with all the windows down when I'm going down the freeway, I can smell dog ****.
Total cost: $0. All supplies pilfered from building supply room over the weekend when nobody was around to see me steal them.
Remember that scene from Goodfellas when Henry Hill couldn't get the smell of Billy Bats' dead body out of his trunk? That's me. It's a psychosomatic odor. Every time I jump in the truck now, I think I smell dog ****. Nobody else smells it except for me. Even with all the windows down when I'm going down the freeway, I can smell dog ****.
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Originally Posted by Fifty150
Vinyl seats and plastic flooring come on the XL. I sprayed all the surfaces with an industrial janitorial solution (stolen from janitor's supply room at work). Then, with more stolen janitorial supplies, I worked the chemical into all surfaces in circular motions a'la The Karate Kid. Before the chemicals could dry, set, and stain, I hosed out the interior with a high pressure nozzle. All remaining liquid was quickly removed with dry mop heads.
Total cost: $0. All supplies pilfered from building supply room over the weekend when nobody was around to see me steal them.
Remember that scene from Goodfellas when Henry Hill couldn't get the smell of Billy Bats' dead body out of his trunk? That's me. It's a psychosomatic odor. Every time I jump in the truck now, I think I smell dog ****. Nobody else smells it except for me. Even with all the windows down when I'm going down the freeway, I can smell dog ****.
Total cost: $0. All supplies pilfered from building supply room over the weekend when nobody was around to see me steal them.
Remember that scene from Goodfellas when Henry Hill couldn't get the smell of Billy Bats' dead body out of his trunk? That's me. It's a psychosomatic odor. Every time I jump in the truck now, I think I smell dog ****. Nobody else smells it except for me. Even with all the windows down when I'm going down the freeway, I can smell dog ****.
