The President has lost patience with the Army Special Forces so his
> > > latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of
> > > Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces.
> > >
> > > Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the
> > > following information:
> > >
> > > 1. There is no limit.
> > >
> > > 2. The season opened last weekend.
> > >
> > > 3. They taste just like chicken.
> > >
> > > 4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
> > >
> > > 5. They don't like barbeque.
> > >
> > > 6. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's racing death.
> > >
> > > That should just about do it.? Don't you think?

My addition is: They were on the side of the Federals during the War of Northern Aggression? Rube (from SOUTH Philly)
> > >