I used to do this all the time before the baby came
along, now it's all I can do to just find time to sleep
and eat. Anyway, I saw this and thought some of
you liberal a-holes might appreciate it. Just kiddin'
Dennis! Here goes...

Trapper's Top Ten Things on George Dubbya's To
Do List!

10. Get fitted for an intern!

9. Put favorite holiday decoration on front lawn:
"Santa in an electric chair"!

8. Goodbye "Hail to the Chief"--Hello "Messed
Up In Mexico Living on Refried Dreams"!

7. Tell Madeleine Albright, "Bill don't live here
anymore--stop the 2 a.m. calls!

6. Send Al Gore an FTD "Guess The Supreme
Court Likes Me Better, Loser" bouquet!

5. Figure out how to make eating squirrel
acceptable--them boys is tasty!

4. Do a little bipartisan work with Hillary, if
you know what I mean!

3. Tell Al Gore to keep his schedule clear in case
things don't work out....

2. Call Saddam Hussein, listen to the panic when
he hears we got another "President Bush"!

and the number one thing To Do:

1. Thank Katherine Harris by sending her a
metric ton of mascara!

Stay tuned for more of Trapper's Top Ten!

 

i love it! even though i'm a huge Bush supporter!

 

hmm, he is a good ol' boy....you left out bar hopping