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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 10:58 AM
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My addition:

"I can **** more than your motor displaces"
 
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 12:29 PM
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Johnny,
see, you've got a V-8. There is no way that you could even fall close to being considered a rice burner. I think you already know what we catagorize as ricers.
 
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 01:03 PM
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Originally posted by offroadmaniac
Johnny,
see, you've got a V-8. There is no way that you could even fall close to being considered a rice burner. I think you already know what we catagorize as ricers.
I was just makin' sure.
 
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Old Dec 3, 2002 | 02:53 PM
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Slick ride Johnny!
 
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 12:42 PM
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I've always wondered if those stickers of Japanese language spell out insults to the owner of the car, and they're stupid to know. A good insult would be to ask..........Hey, what do all those letters say?? I'm pretty sure they'd get a puzzled look on their face and clam up.,,,,98
 
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 09:31 PM
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98,
your right, what the hell are all of those japanese stickers for. Its not like many ppl know how to read that $h!T. One time i saw some guy driving a ricer and on the side it said in big letters "Who Let The Dogs Out"...... How gay is that? My 4 year old sister listened to that song.
 
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Old Dec 4, 2002 | 09:42 PM
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I don't know who let the dogs out, but when you hit a ricer it feels the same as hitting a dog...

Better put them doggies back in...

Thats why I carry a poopper scoopper, so if I hit a ricer I can just scrap it off to the side of the road so other drivers can go by with out the irratating speed bump in the road...
 

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Old Dec 5, 2002 | 11:06 PM
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racing your honda is like running in the special olvmpics even if you win your still retarded

thats violation of police code 32.715 excessive use of stickers ina non fischer price application
 
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Old Dec 6, 2002 | 12:35 AM
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Originally posted by wolf_creek_61
racing your honda is like running in the special olvmpics even if you win your still retarded
That's just awful.
 
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Old Dec 6, 2002 | 12:50 AM
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Ha ha...this reminds me...

some kid came to pic up my sister's friend and he had a riced out mazda with the whole ordeal (spoiler, stickers, wiper blades, wiper nozzle lights)

So jokingly...I asked "How much HP does the 2 foot spoiler add?" --- He says in a serious tone... " I don't know dude...I don't know all the much about cars." I was thinking..."holy crap...this kid actually thinks it adds HP"

Ha ha ha!
 
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Old Dec 6, 2002 | 04:55 AM
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There is a difference between Borla and rice!
 
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Old Dec 6, 2002 | 05:00 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by wolf_creek_61
[B]racing your honda is like running in the special olvmpics even if you win your still retarded

Not "PC", but pretty funny insult to a serious rice burner, esp. if he wants to race one of our trucks.
 

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Old Dec 6, 2002 | 11:27 AM
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heres the pic that goes with that
 
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Old Dec 6, 2002 | 09:30 PM
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Old Dec 7, 2002 | 08:57 PM
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this was a tag i saw: IFRYRYC

"Dude, that'd make a good crankin motor for mine"
 
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