This friend of a friend of a disowned cousin I know nicknamed Junebug McGraw proudly boasts an uncanny talent to shotgun a six pack of Keystone Light then make an entire meal of Ponderosa's salad and veggie bar with the sole intention of purgeing an unhumanlike aroma inside his brand new 02 Lightning. "New cars smayll fuuunny," he said.

Pic of said mongrel with his former method of transportation




the nerve of some people, or something

 

The cop wrote 160+ and wrote the real speed under it he said" you just as well pay it because if you fight it you will lose your licence for sure when the judge sees it".

 

Yellow- Speeding
Pink- Mandatory Court Apperance

Both these were achieved 4 hours apart from each other.

 

So you got a ticket for 100mph and 110mph in a 70mph zone less than 4 hours apart? Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart.

 

110 mph speed limits? Where the heck are those??

 

Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

They use a little thing called the metric system... 110 KMH = about 70 MPH, 178 is about 105 MPH and the 160+ KMH translates to about 95+ mph..

I used to live in Germany where I used to cruise, yes cruise, as in all day driving at around 210-230 KMH (that's about 125-145 MPH if your wondering) in a Ford Taunus (No.. not Taurus LOL) wagon... It was slow off the line but man it would run down the road!

Man I miss driving over there.. The fastest I ever went was about 165 MPH (270+ KMH) in a 7 series Bimmer... FLYIN I TELL YA!

Chris (ReelWork)

 

Would you think less of me if I told the truth
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Our cabs are pretty airtight aren't they? When you leave one before you go into the store and come back and it is still there.......

I think I just gave my answer away.

 

I may not own a L, but I consistently pinch SBD's in the S'Crew and when the wife asks... I tell her I thought it was her!

Gotta love women!

Chris (ReelWork)

 

depends if I'm alone or not. Sometimes the next morning on the way home from a party you just can't help it. Long island Ice teas do it for me BIG TIME!!!!

 

 

I don't, but the dog does

 

Am I seeing things or is that a 12 hundred plus dollar ticket...
Huh Please tell me it isn't so... Dam .. Man you drive to fast...

PEACE..................

 

anytime i need to pull a one cheek squeak i get out of the L to do it.

aint no shame in my game!

 

Ya know why pharts smell right?

So deaf people can enjoy them too!