A prisoner escapes from his C-Max prison where he had been kept for 15
years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young
couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up
the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the
neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a
prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison,
and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him
satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us
both. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear... He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept
any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey.
I love you too..."

 

lmao

 

LMFAO,,,,,that was the funniest thing I've seen since "Jack ***"