The Devil drove a Chevy down to Georgia
looking for a soul to steal
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to make a deal.

When he came upon this young man driving
a Ford and drivin' it hot
The Devil jumped up on a hickory
stump and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a truck driver too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you drive a pretty good truck there boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a unlimited change of oil against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Raoul
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Raoul you row your own and drive your
Ford right hard 'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get lifetime changes of your oil
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The devil turned his ignition key and he said,
"I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his exhaust tips
As he powerbraked his bow
And he pumped his rpms up and down
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
(insert scary noise here)

When the devil finished Raoul said,
"Well you're pretty good ol' son!
But sit back in that vinyl bench right there
And let me show you how it's done!"

Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

The devil closely examined his timeslip
and he knew that he'd been beat,
He laid that Lifetime oil change certificate
On the ground at Raoul's feet
Raoul said, "Devil, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again.
"I'll be needin' some free tune ups
so next time bring a Dodge!"

 

And I thought I had a lot of free time.

 

Raoul, how do you find the time for stuff like this? You
must not be the low man on the totem pole like me.
Are you the big boss man where you work? If so, hook
me up with a job. I promise, no guns in the workplace
and no NRA stickers on my locker! I swear!

 

Of course he's high on the totem pole! Goat herding doesn't require a lot, especially if he has a dog doing all the work. Hence all the free time. It explains why he's so funny (ha ha), too.

 

prolly got it off some website and put his name in...but its funny

 

Green_98, now I can understand about some old movie quotes but, you mean you never been exposed to Charlie Daniels?

 

I thought his name was Jack!

 

trapper, I swear I put maybe 12 minutes into this thread.
The song popped into my head,
quick internet search provided lyrics,
a few cut and paste to personalize.
Bam! I'm a rock star.

 

Found this song about Raoul,,,,


Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits
Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp
Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent
But that's okay, cause I'm Still Fly

Got a quarter tank of gas - in my new F series
But that's alright, cause I'm gon' ride
Got everythang - in my momma name
But I'm Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah


Have you ever seen a crocodile seats in the truck
Turn around sit it down and let 'em bite your butt
See the steeling is Fendi, dashboard Armani
With your baby momma - player, is where you can find me?
Cruisin through the parking lot on twenty fours
Lincoln Navigator with the chromed out nose
With an navigation arrow headed straight to your spot
Bring your wife really lonely cause sexy is so hot
Put the Caddy up, start the three wheel Benz
Hyper white lights, ultra Violet lense
Suma-tuma tires and they gotta be run flat
TV where the Horn go (Ugh-Ughh)- boy you count that
I'ma show you some sh*t - rookie press that butt'
The trunk went (Ehh-Ehh) and all of a sudden
Four fifteen's - didn't see no wires
Then I heard (Boom!) from the amplifiers





Last edited by Raoul on 11-06-2002 at 08:23 PM

 

Now that's some funny stuff. I hope there's no copy rights on that one cause I'm stealing it and changing the names.

 

Feel free but, be advised.
I'll be forced to sue you for the same amount Charlie Daniels gets out of me.

 

Ha, ha ha! He, he ,he! Dat's some funny chit.

 

Ask Cletus T. Judd how he made money on that CD tune.

 

Good job Raoul, Do you use Synthetic? If not now seems like the time to switch since its on someone elses dime!

 

Green 98 !!
Quite simply, Raoul is the most entertaining and creative person that frequents this website. We all should wish we were as creative as he!!