that is one of the funniest video clips i have ever seen!

my pathological lying embezzling scummbag of an ex-business partner used to tell me that he was the starting qb for his high school football team then one day when he wasn't around a girl from his class told us he was full of shnit and to prove it she brought in their sr year book and there was a picture of the stands during the homecomming game and there he was in the stands!!!

what a dumb a$$!

god i hate when people lye!!

 

I got into a discussion with a goober over import vs. domestic cars. I Tried to convince him $ for $ you can't beat a domestic muscle car. So he says "Well my friend has a civic with a turbo, supercharger and NOS on it and it runs 8 sec. quarter miles. Then he adds it up for me. Civic = 6K (used), turbo = 2K, blower = 2K, NOS = 800.
At that point I quit talking and just walked away.
Jes

 

this just happened today!!!

i was talking to my friend about The Slow and the Gentle today...i was like yeah it was a good movie...and he was like huh? and i was like oh sorry....it was MAD TYTE YO!!! and he's like thats more like it. then we laughed and everyone lived happily ever after.

rocketir...yeah thats what that "Guy" is like that i was talking about earlier

 

Seriously, I was sitting in a friend's house watching that one movie that made a bunch of teenagers think that "rice is nice", and when it gets to the part where he smokes the Ferrari, my friend says "That's a bad car that can kill a Ferrari like that." So naturally, I said, "Yes, it would have to be, but I don't think that rice like that can really beat Ferrari." So then I understood that he REALLY BELIEVED THAT FERRARI WAS SLOWER THAN TOYOTA, and he goes on to say that the fastest car in the world was a Ford Focus that had a "spoon engine swapped in". At least it was a Ford.

 

turbo AND supercharger?

 

We had a guy in school that always bragged about his "454 Bug". We always begged him to bring it since NOONE had ever seen such a contraption Needless to say, on that special day it was always out of gas or some lame excuse.

 

Depends on who's asking.

The Big Boss: Hey, how do we do this?
Me: No problem, blah blah blah.. done!

Co-worker: Hey, you know how to do this?
Me: Dude, I dunno nothin!

 

I know its getting boring in the GD, but finding a 3 year old thread, well you must have been bored.
Notice how Raoul pops in to any thread and leaves his witty little story.

 

I actually was doing a search for threads on high performance spark plug wires upgrade. I wonder how this one came up. Something must be wrong with the search engine LOL.

Me: What's wrong with the search engine?
Webmaster: I dunno nothin!

 

Yeah, Raoul knows it all. But he makes you think he don't know nothing. He just tries to sound ignorant. But he's really smart, because he stands in the pasture with his goats all day thinking up yarns to pull on people. He's a sly one.

 

To go along with this thread, there was a guy in my college class that new it all about cars. There were several times when he said that his Ford Escort ZX2 would outrun a V8 Mustang GT. He swore up and down that his car was in the top 25 or so fastest cars in the world and even tried to look it up on the internet so he could show everyone. I just laughed at him and let him believe what he wanted to believe. If this car was supposedly so fast and great, then how come they stopped making them?

I was in Electronics school and he thought he new everything about electronics and computers, but he didn't know much of anything. He must have been real smart since he let himself get dropped from the program with less than 6 weeks to go in the last quarter of a 12 quarter program to get our Bachelors degee due to we may have been lucky to see him 1 day a week. Idiot

 

Why is it that people who know the least, know it the loudest?

 

My favorite boneheads are the ones that have seen my various Mustangs over the years, and then proceed to tell me how they had this and that special "rare" Mustang.

While I'm not real up to date on Mustangs made after 1973, I am very well versed in the 65 - 70 eras, with extreme knowledge of the 1969s. (Go Figure)

These are some of my favorites, that I hear and see on eBay...

"I had a 67 fastback with the original 302!"
"This 68 has the original 351 Cleveland still in it!"

Anybody on eBay trying to sell a "Real" 1969 Boss 302, and seeing the fake rear brake cooling scoops behing the doors.

Anybody on eBay selling a "Real" 1972 or 1973 Boss 351.

 

Confuscious say... "Empty barrel make most noise"

 

Confucious say "man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger"