...in the last couple of weeks?
My light was on so, I stopped at the usual station and put in the card like I've done for years...error, tried a few more times,...error....error...error.

Don't know why I couldn't get it right. I decided to pay cash. I got about $5 in and figured I'd been there long enough. I made my way zig-zag fashion to the attendants booth. I give him a $20 and he's taking like forever to give me my change. I'm about ready to scream 'Keep It!', when he finally forks it over.

I walk/run back to the island and I see this rack of oil cans. I expect to see the cans start exploding and just know I'll start yelling, "He hates these cans! Get away from the cans everybody!"

I jump in my truck and peeled out of there.
The station was able to track me down at work because I've done so much business there. They said they wanted their hose back and I would have to pay for damages.

 

Did you happen to get an Opti-Grab installed on your glasses while you were there ? That's probably why you didn't see the hose . I would sue them because they didn't even test it on prisoners .

 

Sure did. The suit has already been settled.
I got a check for One dollar and two cents!

 

I think if I was a little younger that the hose and nozzle would make a great party tool as a"Beer-Bong".

Was the guy talking about getting extra work because his girlfriend promised him a .......?

 

You guys... that's like my FAVORITE movie. I know it word for word.

Jenn in MD

 

Remember Jenn,
"Don't touch the Johnson bar whatever you do "

 

all i need is this paddle ball... and this pen.. thats all i need.. well maybe this chair.. thats all i need!

 

I didn't keep the money by the way.
I sent it down to Mexico to try an stamp out 'Cat Juggling'.

 

Can't find those quotes on the Net. What movie are they from?

 

The Jerk, starring Steve Martin.

 

Mother: And remember, the Lord loves a working man.
Navin: Lord loves a working man.
Father: And son, don't never, ever trust whitey.
Navin: Don't trust whitey. The Lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey.

 

The new phonebooks are here! The new phonebooks are here!

 

"Do you suppose the next time you and your boyfriend are making love, you could think about me?"

 

come here stupid

 

I had to do a double take on the name of this thread...

I thought it said...


WHO HAS THE MOST GAS?


I was going to let my wife type the answer because, I'm sure that I'd win if she was able to put her two cents in the mix.


RP