enjoy

http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/beat.html

 

you left off the
"get a switch from a tree, and if you come back with a small one, I'll beat your *** even harder"

 

I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. That was f'n hilarious!

 

http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/beatass.html

that site is a trip.

 

"Now this is the tricky part: make sure to snap your wrist just before contact otherwise you won't get a stinging effec."



Im DIEING L0L !!!!!!!!

 

It is shameful that you find that kind of backwards behavior funny! You should all drop your heads in shame and give yourselves a timeout.








Just kidding that was the funniest s**t ever, dang I am still laughing!!!

 

my friend showed me that last night after some drinking. needless to say, i almost wet myself...chris

 

Can't believe it. Some one finely put it on paper, been saying same thing my whole adult life. Get the kid ready for adult hood. Because we get beat down alot as adults. My thinking was some what close to his. Ed

 

It is nice to have someone state what I've been thinking for such a long time. Laughed so hard it hurt, but I will go back for more. I have been told that I have a sick sense of humor, this guy proved it.

 

That guys needs to start a day care chain. "Too afraid to beat your kids?" "Drop them off and we will beat them all day for you."

 

I forwarded this site to a friend that has 7 boys!! I'm sure he'll put the theories to test right away....

 

i like where it says "This is priceless when you're shopping and your kid won't shut the hell up: "I'm hungry, I want toys, I need my Insulin..." etc."

LOL "I need my insulin"--whack!!

 

I got the perfect kid to try that out on. This weekend at the track if he bitches and moans like he usualy does, Daddy I want to go home, Daddy I want candy, Daddy I'm board, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. I'll try the ol 4 Finger trick and maybe follow it up with a glass of 104 octane.

I'll let you know how it works out

 

I wonder if he gives a group discount.

 

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