Do not wait
Do not wait
for two years before cleaning your oven!
Damn it that stinks! 2 years of baked on stuff being nuked. Why didn't it smell like that when the food was cooking?
Here is another tip:
Self cleaning ovens do not actually clean themslves. You have to turn the **** to the "clean" cycle.
On the "up" side, I have 40 hours of the Beverly Hillbillies on cable TV to help take my mind off the stinky oven. It's their 40th anniversary. I didn't know they were older than me.
Damn it that stinks! 2 years of baked on stuff being nuked. Why didn't it smell like that when the food was cooking?
Here is another tip:
Self cleaning ovens do not actually clean themslves. You have to turn the **** to the "clean" cycle.
On the "up" side, I have 40 hours of the Beverly Hillbillies on cable TV to help take my mind off the stinky oven. It's their 40th anniversary. I didn't know they were older than me.
Dude! I feel your pain too.
We had a stinky old oven too, but my wife "made me" buy her a new Gemini Double oven, flat top loaded to the nuts.
The fact that I paid over 2 grand for it makes her feel good.
Women, they are so sweet at times.
But now, She uses the self clean feature, and it's pretty cool how it turns everything into a fine dust.
3 weeks before Xmas, she asked me to buy her a new fridge and stove, so Habibi 'the chump" said "OK"
Why is it that when you take your wife appliance shopping, they have a built in sonar that takes them immediatly to the most expensive stuff in the store?
Why? Why? Why?
You should see the fridge, freezer on the bottom that rolls out like a filing cabinet drawer.
I am proud to report that we got the best fridge and stove on our side of the street.
Wish I said no, cuz now I could buy a supercharger, my priorities are all wrong!
We had a stinky old oven too, but my wife "made me" buy her a new Gemini Double oven, flat top loaded to the nuts.
The fact that I paid over 2 grand for it makes her feel good.
Women, they are so sweet at times.
But now, She uses the self clean feature, and it's pretty cool how it turns everything into a fine dust.
3 weeks before Xmas, she asked me to buy her a new fridge and stove, so Habibi 'the chump" said "OK"
Why is it that when you take your wife appliance shopping, they have a built in sonar that takes them immediatly to the most expensive stuff in the store?
Why? Why? Why?
You should see the fridge, freezer on the bottom that rolls out like a filing cabinet drawer.
I am proud to report that we got the best fridge and stove on our side of the street.
Wish I said no, cuz now I could buy a supercharger, my priorities are all wrong!
Maybe I should clarify.
This stove is new. OK so it's two years old, and this is the first time I "cleaned" it.
It smells like burning plastic.
My "stinky old stove" was literally that, when my husband (now an ex) burned it up by turning it on when there was a plastic container full of Tostitos inside. You might be interested to know that Tostitos are indestructable, as they only got brown while the flaming plastic that used to be tupperware melted all around them.
Rather than clean it up, we tossed the whole foamy covered mess, (from the fire extinguisher) to the curb, and I bought a new one. Ceramic top, so no junk gets under the burners. I hated that.
This stove is new. OK so it's two years old, and this is the first time I "cleaned" it.
It smells like burning plastic.
My "stinky old stove" was literally that, when my husband (now an ex) burned it up by turning it on when there was a plastic container full of Tostitos inside. You might be interested to know that Tostitos are indestructable, as they only got brown while the flaming plastic that used to be tupperware melted all around them.
Rather than clean it up, we tossed the whole foamy covered mess, (from the fire extinguisher) to the curb, and I bought a new one. Ceramic top, so no junk gets under the burners. I hated that.



