Where can you get those little calendars that you can stick on your dash that have naked chicks on them? I have looked everywhere and cant find a one.

 

Don't do it.
That is the worst possible combination for driving.

No eyes on the road and only one hand on the wheel.

 

try the hardware store

 

Raoul that is sick!!!!!!!


Get one with the virgin mary, everyone in South Texas has one, except me! They cant be too hard to find, and just picture her naked! WORKS EVERY TIME TO CALM YOUR MALE URGES!!!

GIVE IT A TRY!

 

E:

I used to think your username had something to do with vehicular emissions. Now I think it has to do with the nocturnal variety.

Lg.

 

try www.tackyimmaturestuff.com

 

oh your website dosnt work dude , I dont see what is so immature and tacky about it, hell im 18. Thats my excuse.

 

It's called a joke.

Here's another one....is the calendar for getting your 1/4 mile times?

 

ya it is for my 1/4 mile time , It is a FORD and all . Here I have a joke for you.

What does one female vampire say to the other?

Whats 18inches long and makes a woman cry?

 

Raoul............you are truly the class clown on here. You always make me laugh.

Law girl........good one!