Upcoming Martha Stewart Shows
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Upcoming Martha Stewart Shows
Haven't seen any jokes about Martha yet on the internet, so I thought I'd start some.
I know MRBBQMAN can think of a few...
1. "Insider Trading. Negotiating first". Get the most from your sexual favors.
2. "Do all of the bars have to be gray"? Spice up your cell by alternating the color based on the season.
3. "The art of Bonsai". You never know how long you'll be here.
4. "Making the most of a visitation". Have family members bring plants, not flowers. A great gift to keep a loved one company.
5. "The Malboro collage". Finally a use for all of those empty cigarette packs.
6. "Cooking for 500". Just pretend it's Christmas.
Caption: "I have work-release on this day".
Just post something before Doug moves it....
I know MRBBQMAN can think of a few...
1. "Insider Trading. Negotiating first". Get the most from your sexual favors.
2. "Do all of the bars have to be gray"? Spice up your cell by alternating the color based on the season.
3. "The art of Bonsai". You never know how long you'll be here.
4. "Making the most of a visitation". Have family members bring plants, not flowers. A great gift to keep a loved one company.
5. "The Malboro collage". Finally a use for all of those empty cigarette packs.
6. "Cooking for 500". Just pretend it's Christmas.
Caption: "I have work-release on this day".
Just post something before Doug moves it....
Last edited by TampaSVT; Jun 25, 2002 at 04:53 PM.
