what not to say to a cop
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From: Fife, WA
what not to say to a cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. Excuse me but is that a 9mm you got there? It is? Well shucks, sir thats nothing compared to the .44 magnum in my glove compartment!
14. But Ocifer! theres no blood in my alcohol!
15. I swear to drunk ocifer! I'm not God!
Enjoy
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. Excuse me but is that a 9mm you got there? It is? Well shucks, sir thats nothing compared to the .44 magnum in my glove compartment!
14. But Ocifer! theres no blood in my alcohol!
15. I swear to drunk ocifer! I'm not God!
Enjoy
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There was one fellow on here that got off with a warning down in Texas with the following...
He got hit doing 110+ on an open road, light traffic (multi lane), etc...
Once he was over on the side, he was still grinning... The officer came up and said, "Do you know what you doing back there? Going a mighty bit fast?" To which he replied "I'm sorry sir, the Lightning told me to do it." As luck would have it, the officer found it funny that evening, laughed a bit, and then told him he should stop listening to his Lightning before it gets him in some serious trouble and to head on off but stay in the speed limit.
That is classic.
Daniel
He got hit doing 110+ on an open road, light traffic (multi lane), etc...
Once he was over on the side, he was still grinning... The officer came up and said, "Do you know what you doing back there? Going a mighty bit fast?" To which he replied "I'm sorry sir, the Lightning told me to do it." As luck would have it, the officer found it funny that evening, laughed a bit, and then told him he should stop listening to his Lightning before it gets him in some serious trouble and to head on off but stay in the speed limit.
That is classic.
Daniel
