How to make a fool of yourself 101
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How to make a fool of yourself 101
Things you need:
1 yellow sporty integra Type R
3 for sale signs
1 car full of high school knockouts
lapse in memory about the forsale signs
The ladies tail my ***, its not my car, and I dont want to race it, since I just got done beating a modded DSM (more on that later) a few miles back. I am thinking??f? why tailgate me?
Then they pull along side me, and start smiling and waving. Must have been 5 of them. Every single one of them were hot enough to defrock the pope himself. I just couldn't help myself. I roll down the window (mistake #1):
Tundra: "Hey Ladies" Actually, that didn't make it out, I was interupted.
HotHighSchoolChicks: "WE WANT YOUR NUMBER!"
Ohyeah, I finally hit the bigtime, 5 years too late!
Tundra: "You girls aren't old enough!" (mistake #2)
HotHighSchoolChicks (laughing uncontrolably (can't do anything under control)): "No for the car you idiot!"
Tundra: " blushes "
I figured you guys can use a laugh. My friend was trying to sell his car, so he had me drive it around town, so he borrowed the Lightning. Fear not, guess who gets to drive an '03 Cobra whenever he wants? Next week guys, next week.
Yeah, I'll make a fool of myself anyday in that!
LAter
PS
If you dont have the above listed ingredients, you can use the following substitute:
1 Mullet
1 yellow sporty integra Type R
3 for sale signs
1 car full of high school knockouts
lapse in memory about the forsale signs
The ladies tail my ***, its not my car, and I dont want to race it, since I just got done beating a modded DSM (more on that later) a few miles back. I am thinking??f? why tailgate me?
Then they pull along side me, and start smiling and waving. Must have been 5 of them. Every single one of them were hot enough to defrock the pope himself. I just couldn't help myself. I roll down the window (mistake #1):
Tundra: "Hey Ladies" Actually, that didn't make it out, I was interupted.
HotHighSchoolChicks: "WE WANT YOUR NUMBER!"
Ohyeah, I finally hit the bigtime, 5 years too late!
Tundra: "You girls aren't old enough!" (mistake #2)
HotHighSchoolChicks (laughing uncontrolably (can't do anything under control)): "No for the car you idiot!"
Tundra: " blushes "
I figured you guys can use a laugh. My friend was trying to sell his car, so he had me drive it around town, so he borrowed the Lightning. Fear not, guess who gets to drive an '03 Cobra whenever he wants? Next week guys, next week.
Yeah, I'll make a fool of myself anyday in that!
LAter
PS
If you dont have the above listed ingredients, you can use the following substitute:
1 Mullet
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From: Virginia
Originally posted by MRBBQMAN
thats women for ya, they make you feel like John Holmes for about 2 seconds, and the rest of the day, your John Bobbit.
thats women for ya, they make you feel like John Holmes for about 2 seconds, and the rest of the day, your John Bobbit.
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Tundra
Thats pretty funny for a second there i thought they really wanted your number. Oh yeah and when you drive that 03 cobra please make a nice long post on what you think of it compared to the Lightning.
Thanks
Thats pretty funny for a second there i thought they really wanted your number. Oh yeah and when you drive that 03 cobra please make a nice long post on what you think of it compared to the Lightning.
Thanks
lol
