I don't know if this has been done here before or not, but I'd sure like to see a list of words put to our 'favorite vehicles' names.

I'm tired of hearing...FORD=Found On Road Dead!

Got any good ones? Like...

GMC=God's Mechanical Curse
DODGE=Dirty Old Dead Greasy Engines
CHEVROLET=Condition Hopeless Entire Vehicle Runs On Leftover Engine Technology

Lets hear em!

 

GMC=Garbage Mans Companion
GMC=Gotta Mechanic Coming?
PONTIAC= Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac
CHEVY=Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVROLET=Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
GEO=Good Engineering Overlooked
KIA=Kick It Again

JUST SOME OF THE FUNNY ONES. CLICK
HERE FOR MORE.

 

GMC = Gay Mans Choice (lmao @ that one)
HONDA = Had One, Never Drive Another
MOPAR = Move Over People Are Racing

 

on that site ford had the most by far

 

ok don't kill me, but don't forget

Fixed Or Repaired Daily

the others have been covered already

 

BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer

 

FORD - Flip Over Road Directions
FORD - For Off Road Driving

 

F or
O nly
R eal
D rivers

B ring
M echanic
W ith

A nother
U n-important
D amn
I mport

 

FORD spelled backwards...

D river
R eturns
O n
F oot

Had to laugh. Chevy guys must have a lot of time on their hands (while their trucks are in the shop) to think this stuff up!

 

Well two of my favorites have already been covered with....

Pontiac: Poor Ole Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
BMW: Bring Mechanic With.

But I do have to offer.....

Jeep: Just Empty Every Pocket
Ford: Fu%#ing Ole' Rebuilt Dodge
Ford: Fast only rolling downhill
GMC: Garage Mechanic's Companion

 

here are my variations:
Chevrolet- Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Mopar- Move Over Pontiacs Are Racing
Kia- Killed In Action

 

Use to be good when the # 3 was still around.

Forget
Out-
Running
Dale