I came home from work today to find my wifes mini poodle found a container of Super glue(gel type) which the stupid B!tch chewed up. The dog (puppy) chews everything, try explaining to your 3 yrold, why her doll no longer has any feet,................Yup!! Dog chewed them off. You should see the tears!!

Well this glue was on the desk, so its not like it was left in her reach, and my wife was home with her, then she said things got quiet, well when you mouth is glued shut, and your stuck to the floor, I guess that will keep you quiet for a while.

If it were up to me, she(the dog) would still be there, stuck to the floor...............Dumb A$$!!

 

haha, thats kinda funny.

How did you unstick it? Is its mouth still glued together?

 

Nail polish remover(acetone free), and Q tips.
And we had no flim for the camera. I wanted to get some, before removing the dog. wife wouldn't hear it, the whole while the dog just sat there quietly.I figured whats a few more mintues?/!

 

I thought the subject was "wife,dog and a sticky situation"

I was thinking "I get enough of this crap in my e-mail"

 

My friend's MinPin likes to chew up stamps. I think she likes the flavored glue.

 

It's official.... that has to be the funniest post I've read in a long time. I love it!

 

I am sorry to laugh at your expense but BWAHAAHAHAHAHAH.

We have a dog too. I love her to death but boy every once in awhile she does something stupid but I can almost here her trying to justify it.

"But daddddy there was a squirrel outside and he was tresspassing bark bark and I chewed through the blinds so I could try to open the window to get that little tresspasser and the trash men came and they were stealing our stuff so I ............................................

You will laugh about his later.

 

No one laughed harded than me!!!

 

Poor dog.

 

To bad you did not get any pics that would of been funny to see...did your wife not get mad at you laughing at the dog?