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Old Apr 25, 2002 | 02:34 PM
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Rice Toilet?

I found this. Don't know if it's been posted before or not, but it's fuggin funny
http://members.***.net/marklein/rtype/toilet.htm
 
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Old Apr 25, 2002 | 07:10 PM
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That's too funny
 
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Old Apr 25, 2002 | 07:29 PM
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Here's the upgraded version

 
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Old Apr 25, 2002 | 07:39 PM
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that's got to be about 8,000 horsepower now. I think the wing gave it that extra 7,999.
 
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Old Apr 25, 2002 | 07:55 PM
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Wow. I wonder if I will start seeing thoes out in the field (I'm a plumber).
I believe that American Standard, in stock trim is a 1.6 gpf, vitrious china finish, pretty basic.
I believe that most people would do upgrades like a high performance flapper, a high flow ball **** (it's the fill valve. that's what it's called, I didn't make it up!)(well it got edited. another name for rooster?) and maybe a full port flush valve. Someone serious about upgrading might even port and polish the main jet, flushing rim jets and the trapway.
Even with these upgrades it may be necessary to flush twice for the "good eater".
Now the way DanB 360 has that thing modded it would not only be able to flush the biggest turd known to man, it could flush a whole elephant down! So if you have an illegal elephant in your house and the cops come looking for it, don't try to flush it down the toilet unless you have the proper mods!
 

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Old Apr 25, 2002 | 08:48 PM
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This is the best part. He has a set of Flowmasters on there.


<<FLOWMASTERS>>
 
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Old Apr 25, 2002 | 08:51 PM
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lol wittom

haha, nice guys
 
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Old Apr 27, 2002 | 07:01 PM
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I got to get me one of those
 
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Old Apr 27, 2002 | 07:23 PM
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I wonder if it helps you go faster? Maybe it will eliminate the need for reading material in the bathroom.
 
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Old Apr 28, 2002 | 06:07 PM
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I don't think you would need reading material anymore but you need a Playstation 2 system (like all the ricers have in there cars) installed in the toilet paper holder


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Old Apr 30, 2002 | 11:10 PM
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Well now that we all had a good laugh, lets get serious.
If you need a kid proof toilet try a Gerber Ultra flush or any other pressure assisted bowl on the market. Works like this....water comes up from the lower left as usual, but instead of filling the tank with water which creates head pressure which creates the ooomph behind your typical gravity flush toilet, a pressure assisted unit has a vessel ( steel or plastic ) contained in the toilet tank itself. This tank within the tank traps air at the top which is compressed by incoming water at the bottom. When you hit the flush lever that stored energy ( compressed air ) pushes the water with great force through the bowl.. simply awesome, bit noisey, but worth it. About 190 bucks retail in white.
 
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