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Old Mar 30, 2002 | 02:07 PM
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Iam Going To Be Rich :)

HAVE SOME FUN READING THAT. IF IT WAS THAT EASY MAKING MONEY I WOULD BE RICH.


ATTN: MANAGING DIRECTOR/C.E.O


REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

I will advise that you read carefully,through this mail.
I am a top government worker and I am fronting a transaction tha my
olleagues(two) and I are introducing to you This transaction is ighly
confidential and 100% risk free.
As top Government officials in Nigeria, occupying very sensitive top
Government position we receive little salaries compared to our positions,
and we are not allowed to operate Foreign Bank account. You are going
to assist us receive a contract sum into your Bank account.And we will
need the following information to enable us award the contract in your
name/company name and prepare letters of claim in your name/ company
name as the N.N.P.C foreign sub-contractor and sole beneficiary to the
contract payment and then forward it to the appropriate quarters for
N.N.P.C payment approval before we submit all the details to the Central
Bank of Nigeria for processing of final payment approvals/remittance of
the contract sum of US$21.5M into the bank account provided by you.
We have agreed to share the money thus:
1. 20% for the Account owner (you)
2. 70% for us (The officials)
3. 10% for taxation and all local and foreign expenses.
And as time goes on I will give to you my personal phone number .
As soon as the fund is transferred into your Bank account, I will
travel down to your country for disbursement according to the agreed
percentage. Once more I want you to understand that this transaction is 100%
risk free. For security reasons , I will advise you reach me on my email
address(usiprivate@egyptsun.com).
Note clearly that this transaction has been well planned
by my colleagues and I. We have followed all the required official
contract award/payment procedures, and all documents to facilitate
the smooth conclusion of this transaction are legitimate and officially
in order. I want to assure you that you have nothing to fear if you
give us your full co-operation,and follow our advice /instruction. You
should infact consider this transaction a done deal. As the Chairman of
the Committee I hereby solicit strongly for your total co-operation and
confidentiality, in this transaction and also hope that you will not
betray the confidence that we have reposed on you, for you will benefit
too from this transaction.
Please send us the following information:
(a)company name and Beneficiary of account
(b) Your Personal TeL. Number and Fax Number
(c) Bank account/Sort/ABA/Routing numbers were the funds will be
transfered to.
(d) Your Bankers Address, Telephone and Fax Number.
Do not send any mail to any other e-mail address except the email
addresses I have quoted. My colleagues and I are highly respected in our
country. We have our reputation to protect. We will appreciate it that
this transaction remains between ONLY YOU IN PERSON AND US.
Confidentiality should be our watchword. We appreciate all your efforts and look
forward to a mutual business relationship with you,
built on trust and co-operation in which we shall all benefit immensely
from. I look forward to receiving your quick reply, along with the
information I requested for.
Thanks for your co-operation, I await your quick response.


Yours faithfully,

DR.RICHARD USIFO

Note, I will explain to you better when I hear from you.



I think I will email them for teh hell of it and a good laugh.
 
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Old Mar 30, 2002 | 02:25 PM
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GASGUZZLER007,

This post is cutting into "my" piece of the pie. Vinnie and Rocco will be "speaking" with you shortly.
 
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Old Mar 30, 2002 | 08:42 PM
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LOL Vinnie That name has been used in every gangster involved movie that I have seen so far. So anyone want a part of my 21.5 million dollar deal? I think I will email them back. I will call myself Bond, James Bond. As for my bank account I will tell them that the pin is 007.
 
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Old Mar 30, 2002 | 09:46 PM
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From: Michigan Rocks and then some too!!!
So much for confidenciality. heh, heh

I would actually be more worried about them getting all that info plus your ss#, then after they clean you out, they can get credit cards and use them too.

I always wondered what would happen if you set up a bank account with fake names and numbers, and gave it to them. I hear they clean it out. Wouldn't they be surprised to get about $5.
 
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Old Mar 31, 2002 | 09:02 AM
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Ha ha ha ?
I get those letters all the time.... And i am alway wondering who really buy´s this crap.
 
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Old Mar 31, 2002 | 08:05 PM
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Must be going around, as you can see this one is similar:

Dear Sir,

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by
virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret.I got your contact in my private search for a reliable person to handle this transaction.We shall base this transaction on mutual respect and honesty

.Hence,it is neccessary for you to assure us of your ability and to
prosecute this transaction of great magnitude
involving a pending business transaction requiring
maximum confidence.

We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said trapped funds.

The source of this fund is as follows: During the past Military Regimes here in Nigeria, government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contract which were grossly over-invoiced in various Ministries. As a result, the Democratic Government of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo deemed it neccessary to set up a Contract Review Panel to investigate and
recommend accordingly. After a thorough investigation, we discovered a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria. We (members) have unanimously agreed to transfer part of these funds to a foreign account However, by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of this Panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust
by my colleagues in the Panel to look for an Overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of US$26,400,000.00 (Twenty Six Million, Four Hundred Thousand US. Dollars). Adequate logistics and strategies had been worked out to ensure a successful transfer with your maximum co-operation. Hence we are writing you this letter.

We have agreed to share the money thus:
1. 25% for the account owner (you)
2. 65% for us (the officials)
3. 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign
expenses.

We wish to commence the importation business with our own share, please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence and conclude the transfer latest in ten (10) banking days from the date of receipt of the following information through the above e-mail: your current tel/fax number, your name/company name and address.

The above information will enable us write letters of claim and job
description respectively and these will be used to apply for payment and re-award the contract.We are looking forward to doing business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction. Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using the above email address. I will bring you into the complete picture of this project when I have heard from you.

Yours Faithfully,

DR.Joseph Ibada

I wonder why they are both Doctors and how many people fall for it?

Jody
 
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