I did a very bad thing today...i bought a Dodge. But wait i still have my faithful Ford, i will never sell that, but since that is my toy i needed a daily driver. Still i feel guilty. It is a nice truck though - 1992, 5 speed, V8 with 68K miles, rust free, tonnou cover, cd player, and comes equipped with a k&n filter and some sort of performance exhaust (sounds great). Since i have my big, bad, offroad Ford i figure this could be a street truck, drop the suspension a few inches and i'm good to go. It's already pretty fast.

Oh well.

I'm off to find an "I want to be a Ford when i grow up" sticker.

-Jon

 

Some things just can't be forgiven! Now, go and sin no more my son.

 

Naughty Boy.....
That will be 3 Hail Mary's and 2 Our Fathers and of course once around the rosary beads .....

 

what did you do?!?

 

You have committed the 8th deadly sin!!!!!!


-now go make me a pie

 

shame , shame , shame ....
the least you could do is park it in the ditch , and then tow it out every morning with the FORD ! maybe even pull it around the block a few times on weekends.

 

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealth fully slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said,
"Father, remember psalm 129?"

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.
He forced himself to remove his hand.
However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory."





MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job or you might

miss a great opportunity!

 

Actually i bought the dodge as a daily driver so i won't wear out my F-150. So maybe it could be though of as a sacrifice to the Ford gods???

-Jon

 

now your screenname doesnt really match. you gotta change it to ford&dodge4ever. nahh im just messin with ya, congrats on the new truck. how do you like it so far?

 

I don't know how i like it yet, i pick it up tomorrow afternoon. It drove nice on the test drive though. Although i couldn't really test it out because the saleswoman went with me and she is really cute so i didn't want to scare her. That V8 felt like it had some power though. Actually it puts out 230 HP and 295 Lbft torque for a truck the size of a Ford Ranger. Not counting the performance exhaust and k&N filter. Plus i have a Jet Performance computer chip on order!

-Jon

 

sounds good! hope you like it. then again with 300+ lbs of torque, whats not to like?

 

As long as you still own an F150, its ok Good thing you didnt trade it in.