I've asked this before and got very little response (which kind of surprised me) but I'll try it again.

Are there any long distance runners here, or did anyone participate in this year's L.A. marathon whether you're a runner or not?

 

I'm not a marathon runner but, I did participate. Everybody was passing me because I was running with a 27" color TV.

Well, everyone but the cop and he came within a donut of catching me.

 

You know, Woody Allen once said: "Never buy a television on a New York street from a man who's out of breath"
Years later we find out it was Raoul he was talking about. Who knew?!