Hi,
I want to purchase a new alarm and I really want a talkin one. Could someone give me a suggestions?
Does anyone own one?

 

I thought I did but, when I activated it the voice said,

"You don't own me..."

 

I am sure some people here do ....

Its called a wife or husband, "Hit the snooze again and i am going to kill you!"

 

My fist does all the talking


-but i think Viper makes alarms like that.

 

ANyone?

 

True story: years ago, someone in the parking lot at school had a black camaro with a rapping alarm system!

It worked with some kind of radar or motion detector I guess cuz anyone who came within ten feet of the car set it off. Most annoying...... I think it would encourage people to vandalize the car rather than avoid it.

Maybe you can get one with Mike Tyson's voice threatening to douse you in BBQ suace and "Get cannibal on yo @$$" Heeheehee. Yeah.... that's the ticket!

 

I had one once and it thought it could sing. It was driving me crazy to go to Karaoke night at the local honky tonk to sing "Boot Scootin' Boogie". It finally went to far when it told my wife she had a nice A$$ and I got rid of it. It told me it was going to live with the Hamburger Helper hand and the Pillsbury Doughboy 'cause they "were the only ones that understood". I won't miss it, it almost got me killed when it said things like "Hey, you, lardass, get the hell away from this truck before I get out and stick an umbrella up your *** and open it" while I was sitting in the truck! Stupid alarm.

 

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That made me LOL