Courtesy Mrs. Trapper. (sorry guys, but the Mrs.
made me do it!)

1. Husbands are like children-- they're fine if they they are
someone else's. (ouch!)

2. Definition of a man with manners-- he gets out of the
shower to pee. (Oh, now that just hurts )

3. Men are like animals-- messy, insensitive, and
potentially violent-- but they make great pets.

4. Go for younger men--they never mature anyway. (Hey!!)

5. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his
stomach-- you are aiming too high. (That is sooo wrong )

6. There are only two four letter words that are offensive
to men-- "don't" and "stop", but not used together.

5. Scientists have discovered something that can do the work
of five men-- a woman. (puh-leeeezzz)

4. Women don't make fools of men-- most of them are do-it-
yourself types.

3. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked
her husband to do. (This one could not possibly apply to me!)

2. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason-- You've
gotten sick of him.

1. There are a lot of words you could use to describe men--
strong, caring, loving--they'd be wrong, but you could still use
them.



Personally, I'm astonished that my wife would EVER think such things. Who woulda thunk it!?

 

BOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

What he said ^ BOOOOOOO!

 

heckle, maim, or in any way harm the innocent
messenger.

 

ok, i'll put my glocks away then

 

Number 5 is true!
I have always said a man would rather do without food than sex, so if you don't have time for both, you know what to do. Besides, I would rather he go out looking for food . . . .

 

(sorry I couldn't resist using the "jive lingo". Am I
cool or what?? I sound like I'm straight out of the
"hood". Gasguzzler's been giving me lessons. Go
ahead, ask me about my snizzle.

 

i have enjoyed every top 10 you have had except for this. what happened to the quality now i cant let the girlfreind see this.

 

trapper - you in BIG trouble man - she know's you.

(all your lists have been GREAT BTW)

rr

 

appreciated. There's no way she got
any of those from being around me. I'm
a perfect angel.

I'm sorry I let you down crazed1, as I
said before, she made me do it. She
had this crazy idea about me giving
equal time to women's views. What a
load!! But hey, what are you gonna do?
Gotta get the little woman happy, cause
if the wife ain't happy, ain't nobody
happy!!

 

even when we think we win,,,, we lose


I never have quite figured out why the sexual
urges of men & women differ so much. And I never
have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing.

And, I never have figured out why men think with
their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire
gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when
it hears the words "I do".

One evening last week, my wife and I were
getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up,
and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??" So she says the words that I
and every husband on the planet dreads. She explains
that I must not be in tune with her emotional
needs as a Woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is going to happen
that night, so I rolled over and went to sleep.

The very next day the we went shopping at a big
unnamed department store...

I walked around while she tried on three very
expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take, so I told her to take all three of them.
She then tells me that she wants matching shoes
worth $200 each to which I say OK.

And then we go to the Jewelry Dept. where she
gets a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ...she was
so excited. She must have thought that I was one
wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she
cared.

I think she was testing me when she asked
for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I
told her that it was OK.

She was almost sexually excited from all of this
and you should have seen her face when she said,
"I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted
out, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this
stuff now."

You should have seen her face ... it went
completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I
just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

And just when she had this look like she was
going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune
with my financial needs as a Man."

I figure that I should be having sex again
sometime during the spring thaw.

 

BBQ
thats funny. wasnt that a joke somewhere here on the boards, or is it your personal experence? whatever way its funny.

Trapper
i know how you feel, you have to pick your battles

 

Those are great, trapper! Funny, anyway!

 

Aaaawww Trapper how could you!

I thought I was reading thru some of ATST's stuff!

Fuhget cho snizzle yo, I aint tryin ta hear dat noize ya know wut I'm sayin? Yo-yo-yo, iss all ova da hood dat GG007 been schoolin you homie, wusssup wit dat? Peace,out!

 

Awesome Mrs Trapper - you GO girl! I loved each of those, especially #5!
Trapper - you have quite a wife there - you're so lucky she is so in tune w/you! ROFL! I say she join the board & keep us updated on your antics! Sorry but she sure showed she's a good sport w/this list & so are you to have posted it!