joke for Cowlady
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joke for Cowlady
Once there was a prosperous rancher who ran a large herd of cows and
kept 3 bulls for breeding. The bulls, of course, were kept in
separate pastures, but there was one corner where they could all
come together and shoot the, well, you know.... breeze. Two of them
were huge, older tough brutes and they typically were bred with the
most cows, the 3rd was younger and smaller, but the farmer used him
too. They all had their harems.
Rumor had it that the farmer was getting a 4th bull. Well, this
enraged our little coffee klatch. The big bull roared "The new bull
better not try using any of my cows! I'll waste him." The second
bull agreed "Yeah! He better stay away from my cows, too." The
littlest bull chimed in "Well I don't have enough cows to start with
I'm not sharing."
Came the fateful day when the farmer pulled up with his trailer in
sight of the other bulls and unloads a HUGE mean, vicious, fighting,
Brahma Bull. The first bull gulped and said, "Well, you know
fellas, maybe we were hasty. In the interests of keeping things
friendly, maybe I could spare a few of my cows." The second bull,
sounding a little shaky, said "Yeah. That's a good idea. We can
share some around."
The littlest bull, though, was whipping his horns back and forth,
pawing the ground, snorting, bellowing a challenge.... "My God!"
said the big bull "What are you doing? He'll make mincemeat out of
you."
"Hey, I just want to make sure he knows I'm a bull!"
kept 3 bulls for breeding. The bulls, of course, were kept in
separate pastures, but there was one corner where they could all
come together and shoot the, well, you know.... breeze. Two of them
were huge, older tough brutes and they typically were bred with the
most cows, the 3rd was younger and smaller, but the farmer used him
too. They all had their harems.
Rumor had it that the farmer was getting a 4th bull. Well, this
enraged our little coffee klatch. The big bull roared "The new bull
better not try using any of my cows! I'll waste him." The second
bull agreed "Yeah! He better stay away from my cows, too." The
littlest bull chimed in "Well I don't have enough cows to start with
I'm not sharing."
Came the fateful day when the farmer pulled up with his trailer in
sight of the other bulls and unloads a HUGE mean, vicious, fighting,
Brahma Bull. The first bull gulped and said, "Well, you know
fellas, maybe we were hasty. In the interests of keeping things
friendly, maybe I could spare a few of my cows." The second bull,
sounding a little shaky, said "Yeah. That's a good idea. We can
share some around."
The littlest bull, though, was whipping his horns back and forth,
pawing the ground, snorting, bellowing a challenge.... "My God!"
said the big bull "What are you doing? He'll make mincemeat out of
you."
"Hey, I just want to make sure he knows I'm a bull!"
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reminds me of an old piece of wisdom...
two bulls, an old bull and a young bull, were standing on a hill watching over the cows in the field below. The young bull says "let's run down there and fornicate with some cows". The old bull looks at the young one, shakes his head and says "let's WALK down and fornicate with ALL of the cows"
two bulls, an old bull and a young bull, were standing on a hill watching over the cows in the field below. The young bull says "let's run down there and fornicate with some cows". The old bull looks at the young one, shakes his head and says "let's WALK down and fornicate with ALL of the cows"
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ROFL - MOO!
Thanks bwt - that was hysterical! I roared (no pun intended!) when I read that! And J150 - thanks too - I know how that old bull feels - running anywhere is not an option for me anymore either!
BTW - I am coining a new chat shortcut - ROGML which means "rolling on ground mooing loudly! So - ROGML to you !
BTW - I am coining a new chat shortcut - ROGML which means "rolling on ground mooing loudly! So - ROGML to you !