Well, I can honestly say that sending flowers to your wife on Valentines Day really ranks high. Yep, spent $65 on flowers for her, (Chocolates were included with the flowers ). I got a call from her when she got into the office and saw the flowers sitting on her desk, and she had to show everyone.
That is ok, because the gift that I got from her was good as well....She got me two of my favorite movies on DVD...Top Gun, and Men In Black.
Looks like yet another successful year for me.

 

I bought myself some porno mags and chocolates. I was thouroughly impressed. I can't wait till next year.

 

I bought my wife a new DVD player, and my Daughter a 60 inch HD TV for the "Family" room.

 

LOL

That has to be the funniest thing that I have heard all day?

 

then my job here is done

 

Hope *they* enjoy those gifts really well.



I tried the my approach, told her I was getting her a card and taking her out to dinner, nothing more nothing less. Then I acted like I didn't care during any of her whining and poutting. Then she called and apoloqized for whining and poutting. Then I personally delivered $5 of flowers to her at work and surprised the hell out of her.

 

Neither one will talk to me right now citing unreconcilable differences. But who the heck cares Ive got Star Wars on 60 inches of bliss!!

 

I got my girlie a 2 carat ruby pendant set in silver and 1 carat earrings to match (silver and rubies being her favorite combination).

Needless to say.......I'm sore and merely on a water break.

 

and you come on here?

 

We don't take to kindly to your type around here Mister, you're going to give the rest of us a bad name with our wives.

 

dan...dan...dan...you have problems

 

~L~

Awwww man, just tryin' t' give m'girl first class all the way.

I all seriousness, she does so much for me all year round that stuff like Valentine's Day, her birthday and Christmas is ALL about pampering her.

 

I think next year mines getting a 5in superlift for valentines day weather she likes it or not!!
JJ

 

Im getting a new rifle and a stero......I mean she is.

 

MNFORD.......bet you have been married for less than 18 months,
DanB.....very funny!!!!!!
The best I can hope for on Valentines day is that she doesnt nag me for a few hours.
The truth is that Valentines day is a conspiracy of gift and gift card retailers. If you only buy your wife gifts of chocolate, flowers jewelry, or indeed anything else on Valentines day, there's no hope for you! Take my advice, little surprises more often are a whole lot better.