I also have the gun collection from hell but better yet I have the 6'5" 320 lb best friend. My plan goes something like this.

16 year old comes to pick up daughter.
Large friend is sitting on the porch, says nothing just smiles.

I introduce 16 year old kid to best friend. "This is my best friend Brian. He is a real friend. Just in case you don't know what a real friend is.....Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. We'll see you at 10:00."

"But she doesn't have to be home until 11:00."

"I didn't say we'd see you at home did I?"

Sorry no pictures on the net

 

heh heh heh heh

 

Here's a pic of my head. The scanner at work here is broke, so this is the closest one I've got.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Swofford


"Ive got a .45 and a shovel, so I suggest you have her back by 7 PM"

That is a great line! Ihave to remember that one! My oldest is a beautiful young lady and a bit of a tom boy. She liked to get out and chop and split wood. When she started dating I told young men just how strong she was and offered to let them match her on splitting wood. Told them they needed to watch out for her just as much as they needed to watch out for her daddy!

 

The one of me is a bad scan but you get the idea. The pretty lady in the other pic is my fiancee' and partner in crime for the last 3 years. These pics are almost 2 years old but we havent changed much!

 

Well I can do one in leather too ATST.
None with the truck, but it can be seen on our web page.


I have no idea why picture isn't showing. I been adding pictures here before with no problems.

 

NoMo